Someone remind me that the answer to hip pain is NOT amputation, please.
I too, often wish to amputate my hip.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 14, 2012 8:00:42 am PDT #26552 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 14, 2012 8:07:00 am PDT #26553 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yogurt, seriously?
When you've had multiple incidents of food poisoning, you don't take chances. (Though admittedly none of mine have come from yogurt.)
I don't think mustard goes bad. Or at least not in anything like the short amount of time that a power outage represents; I guess anything but alcohol will go bad eventually.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2012 8:11:32 am PDT #26554 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I guess anything but alcohol will go bad eventually.
Bailey's will go bad. Oh Jesus, will it go bad. Although that was more the "cream" part going bad and not the alcohol part, one assumes.
§ ita § - Mar 14, 2012 8:16:51 am PDT #26555 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Grr. The experienced guy on this part of the project fucked up, but I'm lead, so it's my job to look bad. He went ahead and did shit without approval, and, seriously, I take his word for these things. What do I know?
At some point I have to get over the "new girl" schtick, but seriously, experts. Don't lead me down the wrong pathways.
lisah - Mar 14, 2012 8:20:35 am PDT #26556 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Honey never goes bad!
Nora Deirdre - Mar 14, 2012 8:25:14 am PDT #26557 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
And aren't Americans considered pretty weird for storing eggs in the fridge to begin with?
Yeah, when I first started dating Tom, he was still putting his eggs in the cupboard. I put an American-style kibosh on that, though.
Sue - Mar 14, 2012 8:56:30 am PDT #26558 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Bailey's will go bad. Oh Jesus, will it go bad. Although that was more the "cream" part going bad and not the alcohol part, one assumes.
So I should dump that bottle that's been in the cupboard for three...four years?
Typo Boy - Mar 14, 2012 8:56:52 am PDT #26559 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
If the fridge has a lot of liquid in it, it then the fridge may stay cold longer, and thus the food stay cold longer. If I am home when power goes out, I move blue ice from the freezer into the fridge after a couple of hours and run to the store to buy a bag of ice at the three hour mark.
Steph L. - Mar 14, 2012 9:05:46 am PDT #26560 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Bailey's will go bad. Oh Jesus, will it go bad. Although that was more the "cream" part going bad and not the alcohol part, one assumes.
So I should dump that bottle that's been in the cupboard for three...four years?
Give the bottle a shake and pour some in a glass to check the consistency. It wasn't the taste that tipped me off that it went bad; it was the fact that it had changed from liquid to partially solid, ewwwwwww.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2012 10:01:36 am PDT #26561 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OH GOOD LORD. I have to have a meeting with two VPs in a minute about an issue that only exists because of five people having various two-way conversations instead of us having this meeting in the first place. I wish my hair looked better, and I felt less cracked out.
And then it's the org-wide spelling bee, which I made us enter.
At least I finished one unrelated thing off my to-do list just now.