You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 14, 2012 6:11:01 am PDT #26535 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If it were me, I'd figure that anything that would be okay after sitting out on a kitchen counter overnight would probably be okay after staying in a non-working but closed refrigerator for a day. It's a big insulated cooler.

On the whole, it's probably a good thing that I don't make the USDA's food storage rules, though.


§ ita § - Mar 14, 2012 6:11:57 am PDT #26536 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Shit, I had an article by a blacksmith on my Tumblr that talked almost well about the difficulties of making armour for women that came across feminine, but I did not tag it with anything I remember. Oops.


hippocampus - Mar 14, 2012 6:14:11 am PDT #26537 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Was it this one, ita ! ?

[link]

(the pointless armor male-equivalent might get some raised eyebrows at work)


amych - Mar 14, 2012 6:14:30 am PDT #26538 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I remember that armor article too. And have no clue how to find it, as the forests of tumblr are a dark and scary mystery to me. But I'll confirm that it existed and was awesome!

eta: Sox wins an internet.


§ ita § - Mar 14, 2012 6:22:47 am PDT #26539 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bingo, Sox. I don't think he went far enough with a solution, but he was good at pointing out issues and discussing why they were issues.


Jessica - Mar 14, 2012 6:31:13 am PDT #26540 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd worry most about mayo, meat and some kinds dairy.

Meat, yes. Mayo has enough acid in it to keep for a while. (Mayonaisse doesn't spoil in the sun, it just separates and looks gross. But it's not unsafe to eat.)


P.M. Marc - Mar 14, 2012 6:42:24 am PDT #26541 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Huh. I have a shockingly thorough Fan Lore article.

I didn't expect that.

Someone remind me that the answer to hip pain is NOT amputation, please.


brenda m - Mar 14, 2012 6:46:21 am PDT #26542 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Amputating a hip seems impractical.


Ginger - Mar 14, 2012 6:46:48 am PDT #26543 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

USDA breaks it down some. [link]

The problem with the USDA lists is you don't know how long the food was above 40 degrees. It takes a full refrigerator an hour or more to start creeping above 40, and food will stay cooler than the refrigerator for a while. I think some of it is way too cautious. Eggs probably hang around that long after they are laid and you can tell if milk has gone bad. In the case of meat, if it smells okay and it's going to be cooked thoroughly, I can't figure out what harm it could do.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2012 6:52:01 am PDT #26544 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Luckily, I have no raw (or cooked) meat or eggs in the fridge, and the milk won't be much of a loss. I'm not going to worry about my mustard and ketchup and that kind of mass-produced stuff.