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Theodosia - Oct 21, 2011 9:59:27 am PDT #2644 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Orgasm during birth sounds possible if you consider all the nerves down around there getting overstimulated and misfiring.

I was highly amused by a YouTube clip showing a baby elephant trying to figure how to use her trunk, quite like a human baby trying to learn how to pick things up with her fingers.

Toddson - Oct 21, 2011 10:01:14 am PDT #2645 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Following that up: learning to walk is hard.

le nubian - Oct 21, 2011 10:13:46 am PDT #2646 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'd probably be mildly envious of the women who actually manage to acheive orgasm during childbirth

what?

the things I learn from you people.

Jessica - Oct 21, 2011 10:21:38 am PDT #2647 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Orgasmic childbirth.

I have no doubt that it's physically possible, but the idea that giving birth only hurts because American women aren't close enough to the earth or whatever makes me roll my eyes and want to stab things.

Amy - Oct 21, 2011 10:23:14 am PDT #2648 of 30001
Because books.

What Jessica said.

I have almost convinced myself to buy a "pack" of electronic cigarettes.

§ ita § - Oct 21, 2011 10:27:27 am PDT #2649 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"When the baby's coming down the birth canal, remember, it's going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm,"

What is the percentage of women who experience orgasms without clitoral stimulation, again?

Amy - Oct 21, 2011 10:28:22 am PDT #2650 of 30001
Because books.

It's not big, for sure.

(That's what she said.)

Jessica - Oct 21, 2011 10:29:20 am PDT #2651 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What is the percentage of women who experience orgasms without clitoral stimulation, again?

I think the more relevant question is, how does one become a board-certified OB-GYN without ever having seen a penis? (Just my lay opinion, but: penises and baby heads, not the same size or shape!)

§ ita § - Oct 21, 2011 10:33:00 am PDT #2652 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know what penises you've been looking at, Jessica!

Okay--definition of scientist--does it include a) anthropologists b) archaeologists c) lingusts?

Laura - Oct 21, 2011 10:33:35 am PDT #2653 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I read the linky and saw there were bunches of lengthy comments. Jumping to the concise comment I found something I could agree with...

I had a baby. It hurt like hell.

I suppose this is what I deserve since I popped in here to distract myself from all the work I am supposed to be doing. Doing work, considering orgasmic childbirth, doing work, maybe I should give that work thing another try.

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