Mal ,'Ariel'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Yea Lee.
What I could never figure out was maternity Spanx. I have never used brand-name spanx, but I have other foundation garments. I do hate control top tights. I find they always manage to squeeze my bladder and make it continually feel like I have to pee.
I have wine! And brownies in the oven. Phew.
Maybe I should stop at TJs on the way home for brownie mix and wine.
Brownies and wine...what a terrible idea.
I swear, one day I'm going to treat myself to a gorgeous, well-made garter belt and some old-fashioned thigh-highs.
Let me know when you want links to retailers for those, because I'm pretty sure I know where to find them.
Garter belts and stockings are great! But most of my stockings are made out of really cute tights that were in no way going to fit my hips. Also, because I am that sort of neo-Victorian Goth, I wear bloomers over my garter belt and stockings. Usually ones that have "cranky" embroidered on them.
A glass of wine might be called for.
I told my new person that I was going home to keep working but with a glass of wine, and he said i was literally (by which he meant "literally") the third person to say that today.
I'm drinking a pear cider AIFG.
Some day I will have Cranky bloomers. Some day.
I have a garter belt but haven't worn it yet.
Undercooked is better than overcooked, for brownies, right?
Oooh. I love those sorts of tests.
You read 703 words per minute. That makes you 181% faster than the national average.
Hi, my mutant power is speed-reading. This is not news to me.