I think I might have wine and chips for dinner. That's OK, right?

Whenever I’ve tried to wear Spanx they’ve always rolled and made me crazy.

I don't know if they have straight sizes left -- the link was to plus sizes, right?

Fuck you right to hell.

Whenever I’ve tried to wear Spanx they’ve always rolled and made me crazy.

THIS. But then, I don't even like control top pantyhose. I swear, one day I'm going to treat myself to a gorgeous, well-made garter belt and some old-fashioned thigh-highs.

I'm buying Jesse's sweater in the light purple because I am plus-sized. In your face, ita !

And wine and chips is a fine dinner, if bordering on sacramental.

You and your plus sized privilege. When will the prejudice against the medium-sized stop, I ask you?

Why is it accepted that people rail on the misuse of "literally", but when I poke someone on their use of "all" or "every" I get back "Of course I didn't mean *every*, I meant *many*. Can't you use your common sense when you read?" I don't know--can't you use your vocabulary when you write? Seriously, why is it my job to choose your words for you?

How am I supposed to tell you apart from the people that mean "all" or "every"? You've made yourself indistinguishable.

I want to be Take Tiffany Montague.

Take Tiffany Montague, who has the most interesting business card in Silicon Valley. Ms Montague, a former US Air Force high-altitude pilot, has the official job title of Intergalactic Federation King Almighty and Commander of the Universe and is in charge of coordinating Google's operation of all things orbital and beyond.

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Plus-size argyle wearers, rise up and rule through the power of cute sweaters!

I swear, one day I'm going to treat myself to a gorgeous, well-made garter belt and some old-fashioned thigh-highs.

Some thigh-highs stay up without needing a garter belt. And I'm not repeating hype; I have several pairs that stay up all day without a garter belt (much to Tim's disappointment; he loves lingerie -- in this case, on women -- so much that it used to make me think he wanted me to wear lingerie because he thought I was repulsive without clothing; but no, he just loves the hell out of any unmentionables that are even vaguely retro styled).

However (and I'm not trying to further the plus-sized junta) the brand that stays up is a plus-size brand (sold by Just My Size; I disremember if the thigh-highs are their own brand or a different brand), so they wouldn't be so great for you, unless you like the baggy look.

Fuck you right to hell.

Harrumph. They could still have some! But it is from last fall, so.

I feel like thigh highs and/or garter belts would lead to the dreaded "chub rub" situation.