Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 09, 2012 5:01:26 am PST #25915 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, you guys -- I would really prefer not to today, and I have no excuse! No hives, no puking cat, no pregnancy, no nothing!


§ ita § - Mar 09, 2012 5:04:52 am PST #25916 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have hard things to do today, and it is all my fault. Don't wanna, upon further investigation.


Amy - Mar 09, 2012 5:07:55 am PST #25917 of 30001
Because books.

I have a K-3 strings concert at 2:30, which is sure to be pretty painful. That's it, though.


§ ita § - Mar 09, 2012 5:14:47 am PST #25918 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I sent that ass kissy email to my manager asking what I could take off her plate, so...she handed me a bunch of important stuff to do in her absence.

Oh. I'm not sure what I intended to happen, but I can see how, in retrospect, this was perfectly predictable.


Amy - Mar 09, 2012 5:17:17 am PST #25919 of 30001
Because books.

That does seem like the likely outcome. But ... you're helping? Yay?


Lee - Mar 09, 2012 5:26:50 am PST #25920 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

FRIDAY! And the project from hell WILL be done before I leave work today, even if it means I don't leave on time. Oh yes it will!

I had to skim, but it sounds like the last couple of days have sucked ass for many many people. I hope that doesn't continue.


SuziQ - Mar 09, 2012 5:29:41 am PST #25921 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Checking in from the land of Vicodin. Slept for 3 hours, then up for an hour reading until I could take more drugs, lather, rinse, repeat. But I can move my arm. Not full range of motion, but I can reach and stuff.

Plan for the day is to read/sleep/play on the computer. Then in the late afternoon K-Bug and I are going over to a friend's house to bake cupcakes.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2012 5:34:35 am PST #25922 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Someone translate I AM AWESOME GIVE ME MOAR MONEY into businessspeak please? I need to write some "final thoughts" for my self appraisal.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2012 5:36:36 am PST #25923 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My parents just moved into a retirement community, so my siblings and I are going up to Clintonville this weekend to help them sort and dispose of things.

The place is called Angelus Retirement Community, so now I can tell people my parents are with Angelus now. Sadly, Angelus is about to change their name.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2012 5:37:59 am PST #25924 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone translate I AM AWESOME GIVE ME MOAR MONEY into businessspeak please?

Can you include a picture of Business Cat?