Dude, that's cable TV gold! Write it up and find an agent!
Or start a best-selling book series.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2012 3:04:34 pm PST #25106 of 30001
brillig
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2012 3:12:51 pm PST #25107 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Limbaugh's apologized.
"I'm sorry so many of the sponsors of my show are slut sympathizers!"
Tom Scola - Mar 03, 2012 3:13:51 pm PST #25108 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
start a best-selling book series.
That is BANK, Gar.
Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2012 3:16:29 pm PST #25109 of 30001
brillig
I keep picturing Angela Lansbury as the kindly dominatrix who brings pie to parties and gives advice to the desperate while softening up her new whip.
Tom Scola - Mar 03, 2012 3:19:25 pm PST #25110 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The interrogation scenes?
Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2012 3:40:47 pm PST #25111 of 30001
brillig
Yes, like an average old lady would be working on her knitting, she could be doing leather maintenance, tsking over a pulled rivet or frayed lacing.
Liese S. - Mar 03, 2012 3:58:57 pm PST #25112 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
That is the best idea ever.
OMG, you guys, I just had the most fun guitar lesson ever. I dropped off the Biscuit at his kennel for the week, and we're bartering the owner guitar lessons for kennel time, whoot! (Oh, remind me to tell Dave I bartered for the extra playtime, too.) Anyway, he's a fascinating guy, very visually oriented, and super precise. So he wants to know the WHY of everything.
So it's super great that I was his first teacher, because I'm better at that shit than Dave. But Dave will be better in the long run, but just getting started, it was good it was me. But it was so fun. He wants to play the blues. Refused to try anything in front of me, but thoroughly listened and made sure he understood everything I was asking of him, and then kicked me out so he could scurry upstairs and practice. So much fun when a student gets that excited.
hippocampus - Mar 03, 2012 4:06:28 pm PST #25113 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
for Jilli: [link]
Zenkitty - Mar 03, 2012 4:25:25 pm PST #25114 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Gar, that's pure gold. Write the script, man.
Kat - Mar 03, 2012 4:26:13 pm PST #25115 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
RE: Limbaugh, My friend posted this
I find it curious that Rush Limbaugh has been married FOUR times and has ZERO children. In light of his recent comments that only sluts and prostitutes would need birth control, this leads me to believe one of two things. Either his wives find him as offensive as I do and refuse to sleep with him ( which may explain his overall crankiness) or the man is shooting some serious blanks!! Any thoughts?
hmmm.....