Limbaugh will just complain that of course the mattress company pulled their ads, because women complained to them, because we sluts just loooove to have sex on mattresses.

Actually, I would think Limbaugh would be thrilled to get rid of an advertiser who *clearly* is encouraging sluts to have sex. I mean, mattresses = sex, AMIRITE?

Letting people have mattresses does make hoors want to screw around more, clearly. I mean, otherwise they are just lying on the ground! (That's how you do it, right? Lady on her back, man on top of her?)

she can make the bed springs sing a song of mercy.

Now my earworm for the day. Let's hope I do not sing it in a meeting.

Pfft. US real sluts don't need a mattress.

Pfft. US real sluts don't need a mattress.

I'm a slut for sex AND comfort. Hence, mattress.

But, uh, as a child of the 80s, who didn't start having sex until the 90s, there's something I've always wondered, as I've never experienced it: isn't it incredibly difficult to have sex on a waterbed? I mean, *something* needs to NOT MOVE for there to be some stability, or traction, or...I can't think of the right word. But still. You get my point. I hope.

I learned on another site that the mattress sponsorship might be a real blow to him. Apparently this is his longest (?) sponsor who has sponsored his show when he was in local markets only.

If true, I find it interesting that THIS is what drove them over the edge. Apparently women who take birth control pills really like to buy beds! :-)

I don't think so, no.

I don't remember if I've done it (that's sad, innit?), but I can't see it would be an issue, as I know lots of people who have. Easier than a hot tub or a pool.

Also, the higher-quality waterbeds were waveless. (Mine was not. It was WAVES ALL THE TIME!)

hope this link works, I love this stuff: [link]

That site is for members only, and I just can't sign up for one more deal thing! Actually, that reminds me that I should un-sign-up for some.

I hope it was Beds for Sluts!