You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2012 3:27:38 pm PST #24762 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the charity is great, and I think I just skipped to the dollar signs and the people who were receiving it. I can't make head nor tails of the rest. I don't have that many feels in a month, much less a post.

Speaking of too much feels, don't get me started on Veronica Mars and her sloth issues.

I would tranquilise the world, given a large enough dart gun.

I have told the PM his project was too good, and he's sufficiently admonished. We are adjusting our 2012 goals to "be 50% less good." Working hard and having that show is OVER. No more fun times.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2012 3:28:08 pm PST #24763 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to move a meeting. There is no place to move the meeting. I track a dozen outlook calendars on a day-to-day. It's like Tetris.


smonster - Mar 01, 2012 3:28:22 pm PST #24764 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Your day isn't made just a little better by a picture of Brian Boitano holding an ice cream sandwich with tongs in the opening of an oven? Well, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Man, I wish I could be that Much.

Aw, you're plenty Much.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2012 3:33:21 pm PST #24765 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I thought I'd be all Sarah Vowell and reading stories on NPR for afternoon drive time by now. And I'm gonna be 39 in a few weeks and I MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME AND LIVE WITH MY MOM AND GET MORE CATS.

Or something.


Amy - Mar 01, 2012 3:33:47 pm PST #24766 of 30001
Because books.

I think I probably would have liked the Bloggess more before she became the Bloggess. She's amusing sometimes, though.


flea - Mar 01, 2012 3:33:49 pm PST #24767 of 30001
information libertarian

My son is being an incredible pain in the ass tonight. A five-day school week is really too long for him. And he's having social adjustment issues.

ION my half-brother and his wife are expecting their first child. Since he works at Starbucks and she works at Annie Woo's, I am not sure how they plan to afford a child at this point. At least he has insurance.


Dana - Mar 01, 2012 3:34:51 pm PST #24768 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

When I was little, I thought I would be
A big comedian on late-night TV
But now I'm thirty-two, and as you can see, I'm not!
Oh, well!
It sucks to be me!

(Avenue Q, as hysterical as it is, hits uncomfortably close to home sometimes.)


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2012 3:43:22 pm PST #24769 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

When I was little, I thought I'd grow up to be unmarried, childless, and an astronomer. Two out of three ain't bad.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2012 3:43:50 pm PST #24770 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Allyson, I think you have a pretty good life, even if you aren't Sarah Vowell. Your face and voice are too lovely to be her, anyway...


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2012 3:46:16 pm PST #24771 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was four, I wanted to either be an astronaut or a bus driver.

I guess I still could be a bus driver.