It's pretty sad that I get a specific self-contradictory image of Batmoose that's generated by entirely too much media consumption and not enough...not enough...something. Good god. But Dean is Batman, not Sasquatch.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2012 4:49:32 pm PST #23187 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 21, 2012 4:50:40 pm PST #23188 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
My search for a coatrack has now been abandoned: [link]
msbelle - Feb 21, 2012 4:51:53 pm PST #23189 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I remembered on my drive home that my dream last night involved a pregnant man. AND THAT WAS NOT THE WEIRDEST PART! Science had also discovered a way to make a fetus in the third trimester REMOVABLE from whatever parent was carrying it and attachable to the OTHER parent EXTERNALLY!!!! OMG I have such a clear image of how it was working in my dream and wtf brain.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2012 4:55:01 pm PST #23190 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The idea of a shuriken that missed its target bothers me more than I would have predicted, evidently.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2012 4:56:58 pm PST #23191 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, if there's Batmoose, does that mean there's Robin the Flying Squirrel Wonder?
eta:
Joker: "It's simple: we kill Moose and Squirrel."
billytea - Feb 21, 2012 5:01:25 pm PST #23192 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
That reminds me, the other day I came across this t-shirt: [link]
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2012 5:09:15 pm PST #23193 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That reminds me, the other day I came across this t-shirt: [link].
Awesome! But it totally needs the Man with the Yellow Hat bloody and tied to a chair in the background.
Strix - Feb 21, 2012 5:20:22 pm PST #23194 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ita ! I got Dan the shuriken push pins from ThinkGeek.
They might suit your cubicle design aesthetic, if you can use thumb tacks. [link]
shrift - Feb 21, 2012 5:32:36 pm PST #23195 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't work in a den of iniquity like shrift, let's be clear.
And I say you haven't lived until you've had a policy discussion with your coworkers about how much booty is too much booty!
But that's work-related! I mean, it is, right?
Yes, it's work-related. It still can be a bit awkward when a random coworker walks behind your desk when a website you're reviewing finishes loading and you're looking at cock shot.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2012 5:35:33 pm PST #23196 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I want a Peanut Butter Cup Cake!