Thank you Andy Borowitz:
"Remember, no matter how bad your life is, at least Rick Santorum isn't in the same room talking to you right now."
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Feb 16, 2012 12:55:58 pm PST #22384 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Gudanov - Feb 16, 2012 12:56:03 pm PST #22385 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I can only hope this backfires on them. I want to weep for my country if it doesn't.
aurelia - Feb 16, 2012 1:00:50 pm PST #22386 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Reading The Hunger Games isn't helping with any of my outrage either. It may be time to take a break and catch up on Revenge.
Heh.
Tom Scola - Feb 16, 2012 1:01:30 pm PST #22387 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
RIP Gary Carter. Damn.
Toddson - Feb 16, 2012 1:02:52 pm PST #22388 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Well, they were right - it's not about women's health.
At least, notin the way we usually mean it.
Allyson - Feb 16, 2012 1:18:53 pm PST #22389 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I saw someone captioning it, "casting agents for RL Handmaiden's Tale."
It definitely needs a mockery meme.
Ginger - Feb 16, 2012 1:20:37 pm PST #22390 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The outrage overload was not helped by the client who gives me no input or feedback except e-mailing me about something like a misspelled word. He seems to be trying to catch me somehow. Also, American Express rejected my Barnes and Noble charge of $0 for a free e-book.
javachik - Feb 16, 2012 1:27:42 pm PST #22391 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh no. Gary Carter?? He was young!
Amy - Feb 16, 2012 1:31:19 pm PST #22392 of 30001
Because books.
I just saw that, Tom. I guess at least it was fast? But definitely way too young.
brenda m - Feb 16, 2012 1:33:03 pm PST #22393 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Or else they want it to make a woman feel awful because how dare she?!
No doubt about it. They stripped out a proposed amendment that would let the doctor decide if it was, you know, medically indicated. It's straight up humiliation and punishment.