I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 03, 2012 6:55:07 pm PST #20196 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I thank my lucky stars that a combination of (1) lack of handiness about home repairs, (2) unwillingness to buy property unless/until I have a significant other, and (3) observing my parents sink beacoup $ into their money pit—and occasionally having to help bail them out—have conspired to drive me away from home ownership and getting screwed over by the housing bubble.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2012 6:55:13 pm PST #20197 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When hard things come flying at my face, I duck.

A natural impulse!


DavidS - Feb 03, 2012 7:05:48 pm PST #20198 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I hadn't gotten to the end of the shrines. I should note for the record that Kurt and Courtney have many young fans, and so does Florence Welch.


amych - Feb 03, 2012 7:09:37 pm PST #20199 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It worries me sometimes that I've trained myself out of any instinct to flinch when someone swings a sword at my head. And then I remember that nobody is actually going to do that.

Flying projectiles, though, scary


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2012 7:20:52 pm PST #20200 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't flinch anywhere near enough. It definitely bothers me. I'm an idiot.


Connie Neil - Feb 03, 2012 7:21:10 pm PST #20201 of 30001
brillig

I tried to get into SCA heavy combat, but I froze at the first sword blow towards my head. Hubby was just thrilled that I gave it a shot and said normal people always react poorly to things being swung at their heads. I got through enough to qualify for light combat, ie, combat archery, where we shot golf tubes with tennis balls taped to the end at each other. I never objected to that, and for a while I was the terror of the battlefield with a bow. Good times.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2012 7:27:52 pm PST #20202 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't duck, I turn towards gunshots, I step forward when I should step back--I'd make the shortest lived action hero ever.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2012 7:55:08 pm PST #20203 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd make the shortest lived action hero ever.

"This is a job for... "


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2012 8:27:04 pm PST #20204 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am having chocolate bacon cookies. I was supposed to be saving them for breakfast, but I got distracted. Please let me stop at three...


-t - Feb 03, 2012 8:33:17 pm PST #20205 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And I thought I was decadent with my honeycomb on saltines.