I kind of want to spray Raid on the Westboro people.
In the immortal words of Calvin, "It's hard to be religious when some people aren't struck by lightning."
Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Oct 17, 2011 4:51:47 pm PDT #1971 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
le nubian - Oct 17, 2011 4:53:33 pm PDT #1972 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
ha ha ha!
flea - Oct 17, 2011 4:53:47 pm PDT #1973 of 30001
information libertarian
Mahi mahi banjo is bringing me flashbacks of VAGINA BOJANGLER. Or did I hallucinate that?
DavidS - Oct 17, 2011 4:54:16 pm PDT #1974 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If you have any autographed Roger Staubach footballs that you can spare, please send to me by Monday.
Right. And any Faberge Eggs too, while you're at it.
Huh. Autographed footballs go for way less than baseballs. Staubach will cost you about $300ish, whereas a top signed baseball (by a living player) would be more like $800.
Sue - Oct 17, 2011 4:56:56 pm PDT #1975 of 30001
hip deep in pie
VAGINA BOJANGLER
Ha! you did not.
brenda m - Oct 17, 2011 4:57:32 pm PDT #1976 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Heh.
Staubach is actually part of our company, so while they're not exactly lying around, it is possible that you could turn up a few. But a request like that will never not make me do a bit of a double take.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2011 4:59:03 pm PDT #1977 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
VAGINA BOJANGLER
Good times.
Cass - Oct 17, 2011 5:01:22 pm PDT #1978 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
...please tell me that's not the game plan.
I think the game plan is be an ass, get people to assault you and sue them. It's got nothing to do with beliefs.
msbelle - Oct 17, 2011 5:01:45 pm PDT #1979 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
srsly, if I worked at brenda's company and got that email, I would be tempted to reply "from my cold dead hands".
so, I bounced a mortgage check. Which...bad enough. But there's more, good and bad. It was to my dad. So yeah, credit rating won't be dinged. BUT IT WAS TO MY DAD!! 40 years old bouncing checks to MY PARENTS!
so that happened.
I've decided what will fix it is hot wings and playing games.
Burrell - Oct 17, 2011 5:14:47 pm PDT #1980 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oh msbelle, games are a good, uh, game plan.