Google thinks I'm a 34-year-old woman who lives in Maine. Only off by 13 years and 3500 miles!
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Jan 26, 2012 7:12:19 am PST #18455 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
amyth - Jan 26, 2012 7:13:19 am PST #18456 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
When it comes to corsets and heels, he will bring his A game. And can also teach those who need to learn how to walk in heels.
Excellent.
Polter-Cow - Jan 26, 2012 7:16:43 am PST #18457 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Google has no idea who or what I am, apparently. Not sure why.
§ ita § - Jan 26, 2012 7:18:18 am PST #18458 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Google thinks I'm a 34-year-old woman who lives in Maine.
Is Maine one of your interests? Like, should I be interpreting it that it thinks I live in Scotland, instead of am interested in it?
I love how spot on some of the things are (TV, movies, comedy) and how random the others (Scotland).
On IE it just thinks I'm a guy. No other inferred demos.
Boy power!
Sophia Brooks - Jan 26, 2012 7:22:31 am PST #18459 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Mine thinks I am interested in credit cards (and also Home and Garden, but that makes sense)
JZ - Jan 26, 2012 7:23:24 am PST #18460 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Like the majority of Buffistas, I was correctly gendered but Google underguessed my age by about a decade. Google also apparently thinks I'm bicoastal, splitting my time between the Bay Area and Connecticut, which, I don't even.
From the article about President Tyler's still-living grandsons, a commenter linked to this - an appearance on '50s game show "I've Got A Secret" by an eyewitness to the assassination of Lincoln. So stunning, just how tiny a sliver of time actually separates us from what we're used to thinking of as impossibly long ago and far away.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 26, 2012 7:25:29 am PST #18461 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Google has no idea who or what I am, apparently. Not sure why.
You're an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tied around a Spectral-Bovine.
Day four of being laid up. Sigh, but things are definitely on the mend. I really hope I will be able to make it to work tomorrow (since that means I will be able to leave the apartment).
Consuela - Jan 26, 2012 7:26:00 am PST #18462 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Is Maine one of your interests?
Nope. I grew up in Massachusetts and spent a lot of time in New Hampshire growing up; dunno why it thinks I'm interested in Maine.
§ ita § - Jan 26, 2012 7:29:33 am PST #18463 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, I mean did it list Maine as an interest? Or is there a specific section where it lists location?
brenda m - Jan 26, 2012 7:34:19 am PST #18464 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Google thought I was a 35-44 year old man. DO I HAVE TO FLASH MY BOOBIES AT YOU GOOGLE??
Google thinks I am amych. Which I'm okay with.