I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Jan 14, 2012 4:21:16 pm PST #16335 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Scrappy.


sarameg - Jan 14, 2012 4:49:43 pm PST #16336 of 30001

I swim 13 & 1/6 vigorous miles a week.

I just pulled a muscle squeezing dishsoap.


JenP - Jan 14, 2012 4:50:18 pm PST #16337 of 30001

Oh, dear. Back muscle?


Lee - Jan 14, 2012 4:50:54 pm PST #16338 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I sliced my finger open pushing an elevator button this week.


amyth - Jan 14, 2012 4:53:03 pm PST #16339 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh damn, Scrappy. I'm so sorry.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2012 4:53:49 pm PST #16340 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I sliced open my thumb fiddling with scotch tape the other week.

ION, what is up with the modern world? My friend just told me she wrote an angry message to her partner, but put it in a QR code to "take away the seriousness." Oh, OK.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2012 5:08:10 pm PST #16341 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Sorry about all the bad news, Scrappy.


sarameg - Jan 14, 2012 5:11:17 pm PST #16342 of 30001

Forearm.

And I'm sporting numerous bruises from dumb shit, like turning in my chair and whacking my leg into the open drawer or misjudging my balance by the front door and staggering my ass into the porch railing. Even the guard at the pool winced at that one, where it has bled below the line of my suit.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2012 5:12:20 pm PST #16343 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey! I spot a long-lost Buffista (right?) in this article from my alumni magazine: [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2012 5:12:30 pm PST #16344 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

In other news, it looks like Jesus may have taken out a restraining order against Tim Tebow.