No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Dec 12, 2011 8:51:28 am PST #11160 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am perfectly NORMAL SIZED!


§ ita § - Dec 12, 2011 8:54:04 am PST #11161 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, we need to talk--is it the impulse control? The taking of drugs up the nose? The exquisite word bitterant? What made you think that was me, COWGIRL?


SuziQ - Dec 12, 2011 8:54:09 am PST #11162 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The can of air says it "contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse."

I just bought a can of air. It doesn't say this. So I can huff it, right?


ChiKat - Dec 12, 2011 8:54:20 am PST #11163 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I am perfectly NORMAL SIZED!

Yes, you are. With wee fists o'doom.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2011 8:56:07 am PST #11164 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It is not msbelle and her wee little digits.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 12, 2011 8:56:09 am PST #11165 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My condolences to Matt and his family.

Why is it that 7+ hours' sleep that would see me feeling refreshed and energetic later in the week results in feeling tired and hungover well into Monday afternoon??


brenda m - Dec 12, 2011 8:56:13 am PST #11166 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What made you think that was me, COWGIRL?

Well, she's been huffing. What do you expect?


Jesse - Dec 12, 2011 9:00:42 am PST #11167 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, we need to talk--is it the impulse control? The taking of drugs up the nose? The exquisite word bitterant? What made you think that was me, COWGIRL?

I thought it was such a good line, it must have been you?


DavidS - Dec 12, 2011 9:03:49 am PST #11168 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I thought it was such a good line, it must have been you?

Well weaseled. You should work for a non-profit.

C'mon now, let's forget about the fact that msbelle gets her gloves from the Barbie Goes To the Opera collection.

(Though it is a known fact that when The Borrowers lose a glove they tsk knowingly and sigh, "That msbelle....")

I'll give you a hint: When people holler for a certain famous rapper, this buffista raises their head and says "Buh?"


Dana - Dec 12, 2011 9:09:32 am PST #11169 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Nothing like being on work travel for a week and then getting sick right at the end. I did feel well enough to do touristy stuff in SF this weekend, but now I am back home and feel like death on toast.