All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Mar 05, 2012 12:59:42 pm PST #9138 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

So Penny got spayed at the animal shelter Thursday. Yesterday I noticed it looked like there was a hematoma right under where the incision was. I haven't been able to keep her quiet so I called the vet and described what I saw (blanking on the term hematoma until about an hour ago) and they didn't understand what I was saying. But I also wanted to get a Cone of Shame for her since she was licking the spot.

I took a picture of the place to show and ask if I should bring her in and went to get the Cone of Shame. The receptionist showed it to a vet tech who just said "I won't diagnose for a picture" and I replied, I wasn't looking for a diagnosis, I wanted to know if I needed to bring her in right away. There was some confusion over whether I should, and finally I made an appointment for Wednesday at 10:30.

I got home and tried to tie on the Cone of Shame with gauze according to how the vet said. Penny got that thing off in record time. So I got her a collar, set it to the tightest setting and used that. She got it off in less than 10 minutes. So I called the vet back and asked for suggestions and they said to put her in a onesie.

Except I couldn't find a cheap one that looked small enough and I think I'm going to try the Cone of Shame thing again.


SailAweigh - Mar 05, 2012 1:01:49 pm PST #9139 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Much nothing~ma to you, Maria.

I don't know how small Penny is, but maybe a premie size onsie would work, askye?


askye - Mar 05, 2012 1:05:24 pm PST #9140 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I was thinking that but I didn't find one, but I'll go looking again harder tomorrow. Maybe I'll go look and see if I can find a dog tshirt for a really small dog, maybe that will work.


brenda m - Mar 05, 2012 1:06:41 pm PST #9141 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You need sloth pajamas!


Beverly - Mar 05, 2012 2:13:13 pm PST #9142 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

You need sloth pajamas!

brenda, may I?

And Askye, good luck with the cone of shame and the onesie, and the glayvin. Pets. They keep us occupied, right?

Brenda, how's Darby doing with her food?


Burrell - Mar 05, 2012 2:53:28 pm PST #9143 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Maria, sending you much ~ma and prayers that the biopsy results are good.


lisah - Mar 05, 2012 2:58:43 pm PST #9144 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Hoping it's nothing, Maria.


meara - Mar 05, 2012 3:08:36 pm PST #9145 of 30001

Yay, my next door neighbor (who I've only met like, twice before, and waved to as we both pulled in/out the garage at the same time a few times) came over to say she'd seen our garage door open last night and wanted to know if everything was OK, and that it had probably been too late when she got in to knock. (All was OK--roomie forgot to close garage door, I noticed this morning, nothing seems to be missing). But we exchanged contact info, so that's very good--now I can call or email her if there are any issues.


smonster - Mar 05, 2012 3:25:23 pm PST #9146 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Lots of ~ma, Maria. I've had a couple of atypical moles removed and it was NBD. Which reminds me, need to get back to the dermatologist for a mole check.

Hooray, sj! Fabulous.

Still can't find my bank card. This is not great. Gonna check some more tonight, but if I don't find it, I'm going to have to ask for another one tomorrow. Urrgh.

Also, the new ED wants to me with my boss and me tomorrow afternoon, and I don't know why. I did a dumb thing, putting some very generic overall organizational issues into an email, and I'm hoping it hasn't gotten forwarded to him. IDK. So, just a tad of not-fired~ma would be nice, if y'all can spare it. I know I'm being paranoid, but this place operates fairly opaquely.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 05, 2012 3:33:15 pm PST #9147 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Job~ma, smonster. I hope maybe the ED thinks your candor refreshing and promotes you!! (just thinking positively!)

Let me know if your volunteers need any more recs.