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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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smonster - Mar 01, 2012 2:53:54 pm PST #8948 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Where are the magic words? We needs them.

Bibbiti bobbiti boo? Alakazaam? A la peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Bhutros Bhutros Gali? No?

Dammit.

The way sj feels about her new sellers is how I feel about my new(ish) landlady. She just gave me sushi. She is letting me pay my security deposit in installments, and let me take a payment holiday in February for Mardi Gras. She fixes shit. She loans me stuff (like an air mattress and a ladder). She returns my DVDs. I heart J.

I don't heart my acid reflux. Srsly, Zantac 150 is not cutting it. I got a stressful piece of news at the end of the work day (so, not right after a meal) and could literally feel the bile rising.

smonster - Mar 01, 2012 2:54:39 pm PST #8949 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ginger, I hope you get an earlier appointment. That is pretty ridic.

SuziQ - Mar 01, 2012 2:56:03 pm PST #8950 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

They have to stay the whole time? Eeep. I wonder if my doc is expecting the same thing for my shoulder surgery. At the moment it looks like a friend is driving me to the procedure and then K-Bug will be there when she gets off work...but there will probably be a gap.

I still think it is crazy that they won't let you take a cab.

meara - Mar 01, 2012 2:56:54 pm PST #8951 of 30001

I like the suggestion of Bhutros Bhutros Gali. Very Eddie Izzard.

smonster - Mar 01, 2012 3:00:17 pm PST #8952 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I was obsessed with his name for a while, and used it as every part of speech. My family was ready to bop me upside the head.

Typo Boy - Mar 01, 2012 3:03:49 pm PST #8953 of 30001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Ginger, belatedly that is awful. Maria, please make it about you any time there is a chance of it helping.

And offtopic, as a possible distraction for both of you: a possible solution to the coffee dilemma - corn flakes pre-coated with coffee!

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smonster - Mar 01, 2012 3:13:13 pm PST #8954 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

TYPO BOY. I need you. There's this anti-environmentalist dude spouting rhetoric on my sis' fb page and I don't have the spoons to research stuff to counteract him. He's saying there's 3.7 trillion barrels of oil left and that the EPA is power hungryd corrupt and the BP oil spill wasn't that bad. Help!

Sean K - Mar 01, 2012 3:16:52 pm PST #8955 of 30001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Bibbiti bobbiti boo? Alakazaam? A la peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Bhutros Bhutros Gali?

Love. Especially the last two.

Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2012 3:19:46 pm PST #8956 of 30001

brillig

They have to stay the whole time? Eeep

Yup. In case there's a reaction to the anesthesia and they need someone to notify.

Typo Boy - Mar 01, 2012 3:24:16 pm PST #8957 of 30001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

smonster email me.

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