Oh no, poor Frankie! Poor you!
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Liese S. - Oct 09, 2011 6:04:12 am PDT #878 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
DavidS - Oct 09, 2011 6:21:13 am PDT #879 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Poor Frankie! Poor Smonster! That's no way to start the day.
Vortex - Oct 09, 2011 6:27:39 am PDT #880 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The other owner should pay for the damage. And his dog should be reported.
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2011 6:44:33 am PDT #881 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
The other owner should pay for the damage. And his dog should be reported.
Shit, yes. This. You don't take your fucking dog to the park if you know it "doesn't like" small dogs or any other type of dog. Kato tends to want to rumble with other dogs, so we don't take him to the dog park. It's that simple.
smonster - Oct 09, 2011 6:54:03 am PDT #882 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Well, my day actually started with the sound of breaking glass, as one of my roommate's kittens knocked a pint glass (mine) off her desk and shattered it. I don't give a crap about the glass, but I hate cleaning up glass.
Don't know the other owner's name, but I'm sure I can find him. He was all like, "This has never happened!", but then I found out from the next dog owner who came by that she doesn't like "small white dogs," which I guess should be amended to "small dogs." I wish Hansel had been there, he'd have kicked that dog's ASS. He considers himself Frankie's bodyguard. Hansel is a massive brindle mix, over 100 lbs. (The next dog, by the way, was named Spengler, and looks to be a pit/boxer mix. Adorable.)
Technically, no dogs are supposed to be off leash at that park, so if I report him it could have repercussions for me and everyone who uses the park. There is ONE official dog park in the city, and there's a $35 annual membership fee. It'd be nice if he'd pay the vet bills, though. I didn't even notice Frankie was bleeding for about fifteen minutes, and they were long gone by then.
Anyway, realized I hadn't fed the animals or eaten myself, so I'm doing that before I take him to the vet. I had one egg and a bit of stale baguette left, so I made French toast.
smonster - Oct 09, 2011 6:55:41 am PDT #883 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Pain perdu: Frankie didn't show any fear of the other dogs who came by afterwards, so that's good. I was doing my best to calm down and not be nervous when they came by. Get right back on that horse, smonster and Frankie boy!
Pix - Oct 09, 2011 7:06:26 am PDT #884 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
smonster, you don't have to report if you feel uncomfortable, but the other owner should definitely pay for any vet bills.
Strix - Oct 09, 2011 7:28:18 am PDT #885 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I agree with the others; it might be hard to track him down, but I'd have a copy of that vet bill in my pocket every damn time I went to that park. Especially since if the owner is that fucking careless, who knows when the last time his dog had his shots.
Also? If your dogs doesn't like other dogs, even if the type is small penguin-shaped dogs that smell like violets, buy a long damned leash and keep your dog on it.
Poor Frankie. Poor you.
Strix - Oct 09, 2011 8:02:53 am PDT #886 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dear My Lovely Buffistas Who are Helping Me with my Costume:
I am loathe to bother people who are DOING ME A HUGE ASS FAVOR, but I just wanted to remind you that I leave in 11 days for the event. And my costume is SAD right now.
Signed, Oh, God, Please Don't Take This As Me Being a Bitch, But Being a Worrywart Virgo Erin
LOVE LOVE LOVE NOT BITCHING
smonster - Oct 09, 2011 8:30:50 am PDT #887 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
even if the type is small penguin-shaped dogs that smell like violets,
Erin made me snort in the vet waiting room.
Erin, do you need anything besides a corset? Crazy jewelry, tiara, or anything? Glitter?
I don't think it'll be that hard to track him down. Everyone loves Frankie, and I'll be warning all my doggie peeps to keep an eye out.