Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Feb 26, 2012 5:38:29 pm PST #8606 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha, Steph. Is that like Why Do You Leave the Juice Lid Too Loose/Too Tight? Answer: a) For ease of access, b) So it doesn't spray everywhere when you shake it.


Zenkitty - Feb 26, 2012 5:42:31 pm PST #8607 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My BFF and I had the Which Way Does the Toilet Paper Come Off the Roll? conversation, and to my surprise we did not agree. That makes three things we have disagreed on in 32 years.


Ginger - Feb 26, 2012 5:47:01 pm PST #8608 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Don't forget Do The Glasses Go in the Cabinet Upside Down or Right Side Up? and How Hard Is It to Rinse the Toothpaste Off the Sink?


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2012 5:48:18 pm PST #8609 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't forget Do The Glasses Go in the Cabinet Upside Down or Right Side Up?

What? That's not even a conversation. You stop talking to people over that shit.


Zenkitty - Feb 26, 2012 5:50:55 pm PST #8610 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Why would you put glasses in a cabinet upside down? I've seen people do it, but I don't get why.


Ginger - Feb 26, 2012 5:52:17 pm PST #8611 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My ex contended that something might fall in them.


Strix - Feb 26, 2012 5:55:06 pm PST #8612 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Because you can stack some glasses, getting more shit in your cabinets! I store all my tea and juice glasses upside down.

There. I am one of THOSE people!


JenP - Feb 26, 2012 5:56:03 pm PST #8613 of 30001

I put mine in right side up, bit I don't care what other people do if they're putting away my glasses. Though, your ex makes a good point, Ginger. Hmmmm.


Zenkitty - Feb 26, 2012 5:57:22 pm PST #8614 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My ex contended that something might fall in them.

...no, seriously, what's in his cabinets? Jillifonts?

I feel it's far more likely that there's dust on the floor of the cabinet, which will get on the rim of the glass like margarita salt.


Connie Neil - Feb 26, 2012 5:57:48 pm PST #8615 of 30001
brillig

Hubby cares much more about those things than I do, so I do it his way. And he leaves my books and desk alone, though he will hint about what he perceives as terrible organization. Only took ten years to convince him that Her Desk Is Off Limits.