It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 23, 2012 7:33:26 pm PST #8364 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Boundaries are good. Sometimes long distance mutual crushes can be nice.

Hmm, I think my brain might be winding down. I'm going to go test that theory by trying to sleep again. Night, Bitches.


Sean K - Feb 23, 2012 7:36:08 pm PST #8365 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

G'nite, smonster!


Sean K - Feb 23, 2012 7:45:15 pm PST #8366 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also? My time away from B.org has left me constantly wanting to "Like" or "+1" everybody else's posts.

Everybody here should consider themselves to be constantly Liked and +1ed by me.

EDIT: Unless you find that cloyingly oppressive. In which case, I respect your boundaries.


Strix - Feb 23, 2012 7:47:40 pm PST #8367 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I stopped up the overflow in the shallow tub and wet a towel to lay over my pokey-above-water bits, and actually had a decent soak with wine.

If any Buffistas have a hot tub or a big whirpool bath, pay for my travel and I will clean your house or other tasks, as long as I can spend two hours a night in your hot tub/bath with a bottle of wine. MMMK?

D's parent's have a nice hot tub they don't use anymore, and as soon as I get the yard cleaned up a figure out if I can hook that bitch up without a huge outlay of money, I WILL CARRY that damned thing from Iowa to Kansas.


Liese S. - Feb 23, 2012 7:48:29 pm PST #8368 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha! I would like that, except I have to make an actual comment saying so!


Sean K - Feb 23, 2012 7:49:31 pm PST #8369 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Like.


Strix - Feb 23, 2012 7:50:42 pm PST #8370 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Also like.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2012 7:50:45 pm PST #8371 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pfft. I'm old school. We were around a long time before FB. Use your words. That's what we're made of.

Ha! I would like that, except I have to make an actual comment saying so!

...like so!


Sean K - Feb 23, 2012 7:53:48 pm PST #8372 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Pfft. I'm old school. We were around a long time before FB. Use your words. That's what we're made of.

Plus one.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2012 7:59:31 pm PST #8373 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Plus one.

Accepted, because this technically satisfies my criterion.