See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Feb 23, 2012 7:33:33 am PST #8255 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

or can be addressed easily with hookers and blow."

I wonder if you can get a prescription...


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2012 7:38:07 am PST #8256 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yo, man, these are *pharmaceutical-grade* hoors.


erikaj - Feb 23, 2012 7:45:59 am PST #8257 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

My brother once wrote life insurance for an escort...he called her a "public-relations consultant"


Kate P. - Feb 23, 2012 7:46:18 am PST #8258 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ginger, lots of may-it-be-nothing~ma to you. I support the hookers-and-blow plan.


Strix - Feb 23, 2012 7:50:29 am PST #8259 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ack, Ginger! Breathe, and good health-ma to you.


askye - Feb 23, 2012 7:58:47 am PST #8260 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Ginger sending lots of good health~ ma to you.

Aims I hope your therapy appointment goes well and you like the therapist. I know how hard it can be to find the right person.

I applied to another job today! Actually it was an ad for a different temp agency looking for multiple positions. Now I have to go wash the dishes.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 23, 2012 8:07:20 am PST #8261 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sending it's-nothing-ma to Ginger.

Good luck with the therapy, Aims.


hippocampus - Feb 23, 2012 8:22:35 am PST #8262 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Ginger, truckloads of it's-nothing~ma for you.

Good luck, Aims.

You're so influential!

har. It was sweet... and a little shocking. That was nearly 15 years ago.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2012 8:30:56 am PST #8263 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nothing-ma for Ginger, and lots of it.


WindSparrow - Feb 23, 2012 8:35:34 am PST #8264 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yo, man, these are *pharmaceutical-grade* hoors.

I can't decide if this is funnier in context, or out of it.