Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 09, 2012 12:24:30 pm PST #6985 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Two sick and twisted men, one diabolical guinea pig. /pedant


billytea - Feb 09, 2012 12:26:11 pm PST #6986 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Two sick and twisted men, one diabolical guinea pig. /pedant

One pedantic diabolical guinea pig.


smonster - Feb 09, 2012 12:29:59 pm PST #6987 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

No, duh, I'm a sick and twisted man. This is what you get for skipping meetings, billytea.


Toddson - Feb 09, 2012 12:31:14 pm PST #6988 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Me, I'm a dog (and no one knew!)


brenda m - Feb 09, 2012 12:31:53 pm PST #6989 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dang, I keep forgetting which of us is the guinea pig.


Toddson - Feb 09, 2012 12:33:22 pm PST #6990 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, we know billytea's the echidna.


Shir - Feb 09, 2012 12:34:41 pm PST #6991 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Take my liver Take my hand Chop my legs 'till I cannot stand...


Sean K - Feb 09, 2012 1:26:56 pm PST #6992 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm actually a broom.


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2012 2:12:24 pm PST #6993 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm actually a broom.

Family Guy reference?


NoiseDesign - Feb 09, 2012 2:26:28 pm PST #6994 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

I'm a little teapot.

Short.

And stout.