Tonight he got out, made his footprints, looked at them for a moment, shouted "Tummy-print!" and belly-flopped his naked self onto the bathmat.
DED. D-E-D of the cute.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Feb 07, 2012 3:08:10 pm PST #6915 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
lisah - Feb 07, 2012 4:12:57 pm PST #6916 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Ziggy! My obligatory Wire story about him is that that my friend was his stunt dick!
Aims - Feb 07, 2012 4:28:39 pm PST #6917 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Is anyone going to Madagascar soonish? I've deceided I need a mouse lemur.
Please to send me one of these: [link]
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omnis_audis - Feb 07, 2012 4:37:08 pm PST #6918 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
the camels of the world are jealous.
Aims - Feb 07, 2012 4:42:00 pm PST #6919 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The camels will have wee passengers!
I start in my new classroom tomorrow and it just occured to me that I have to tell all new kids about Ms. Aimee's Rules of Camels. Sigh. I just got this group broken in!!
amych - Feb 07, 2012 4:44:16 pm PST #6920 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
my friend was his stunt dick!
This is, like, ur-Baltimore.
meara - Feb 07, 2012 5:04:27 pm PST #6921 of 30001
What are Ms. Aimee's Rules of Camels, other than "Camels Rule!"?
I want my stupid headache to go away. It makes me not want to accomplish anything, and makes me feel nauseated. But I really don't want to go to bed at 7pm and not get anything done tonight, even if it's just "watch TV".
omnis_audis - Feb 07, 2012 5:09:15 pm PST #6922 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
headache! BE GONE! This Instant! D'ya hear me? Meara is too good a person for you hanging around, spoiling her night. You go play with someone more deserving, ok?
Steph L. - Feb 07, 2012 5:32:19 pm PST #6923 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh, for god's sake. I just had a filling repaired yesterday, and then this evening that tooth (or possibly one next to it -- hard to tell) is suddenly *extremely* painful when I bite down or even just touch it. I'm afraid this means another root canal. Damn it.
DavidS - Feb 07, 2012 5:36:53 pm PST #6924 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
New fillings are sometimes sensitive, Tep. Give it some time.