Just managed to get in a car accident in the office parking lot. Fuck it all.
My (company) car has no rear bumper. The other car is not driveable because the passenger front quarter panel is sitting on the tire. I did not see him when I started to back out. Why didn't he stop?
Oh and I have to cover a $2500 deductible for the insurance on the company car. Fuck it all. I want a do over.
{{{Maria}}} I'm sorry. I know that an accident is the last thing you need to deal with right now.
Maria, I wish I could give you a do over on any number of things.
Oh crappity, I'm sorry Maria.
Oh no, Maria! That sucks. I wish you could get a do over.
Four months on this job.
I was headed to Staples for my boss to get a binder for the Mexico bid. It sucks. Great impression to give them.
Blargh, Maria. I thought I was generating enough car accident suck for most of the board...
I like my real estate agent but not for his mastery of the English language. He just used the word cliche instead of glitch in an e-mail he sent me.