And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Dec 31, 2011 4:20:19 pm PST #5044 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

sj's logic is sound. I say go for it.


Polter-Cow - Dec 31, 2011 4:22:05 pm PST #5045 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is Richmond, CA near SF?

Yep, East Bay.


sj - Dec 31, 2011 4:25:28 pm PST #5046 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Speaking of which, someone pull me away from the Think Geek website. I want everything!


Laura - Dec 31, 2011 4:37:37 pm PST #5047 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I kind of felt bad for the teams from CA and CO and other much drier and cooler climates than ours. That is the mom in me. The team mom in me was grateful for any advantage.


Laura - Dec 31, 2011 4:38:09 pm PST #5048 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Mmmm, Think Geek. Sorry, no help here.


amych - Dec 31, 2011 4:46:00 pm PST #5049 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

sj, I will bravely sacrifice myself to run into ThinkGeek and pull you out. Nobody needs to rescue me; it's okay. I fully understand the risk I'm taking. It's an honor to have been chosen to serve, even if I don't make it back.


quester - Dec 31, 2011 4:58:38 pm PST #5050 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

amych taking one for the team!


§ ita § - Dec 31, 2011 5:04:22 pm PST #5051 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister just discovered Think Geek. It's working out pretty well for me. I think I have the geekiest non-geek sister you can get.


DavidS - Dec 31, 2011 5:13:33 pm PST #5052 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is Richmond, CA near SF?

It's two stops away on the BART line from where Emmett goes to high school.


sj - Dec 31, 2011 5:16:20 pm PST #5053 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thank you for the sacrifice, amych.