Yeah, that first tweet with nothing else practically begs the reader to freak out, especially with all the terrorism consciousness that's been drilled into America over the last 10 years. Maybe if they'd reversed the order of the first two tweets -- maybe.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fred Pete - Sep 29, 2011 11:37:06 am PDT #468 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
erikaj - Sep 29, 2011 12:33:39 pm PDT #469 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I am (now) allergic to Bactrim too. I used to use it, but now I get hives.
Volans - Sep 29, 2011 1:00:36 pm PDT #470 of 30001
move out and draw fire
My sleep psych took a few minutes to write down krav maga. Now, it's eight letters, and I enunciate well.
You know, it occurs to me I don't know how to pronounce krav maga.
My roommate who did it pronounced it with "ah" sounds, and emphasis on the last syllable: krahv mahGAH. Is that right?
Toddson - Sep 29, 2011 1:01:58 pm PDT #471 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I guess I'm a little oversensitive on people taking The Onion seriously - had another go 'round with the girl in my office who seems to think it's a serious news source. She can't figure out why I won't post their stories on our website.
§ ita § - Sep 29, 2011 2:25:10 pm PDT #472 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Raq, I think it's closer to kruhv m'GAH. That penultimate "a" is totally swallowed.
Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2011 2:48:45 pm PDT #473 of 30001
brillig
I often spell Lucius as Luscious--had to correct it just now. Which has led to some interesting Internet discussions of the elder Malfoy. Fortunately, I think he is.
My mother always pronounced the name Nelson as Neltson. Always. My sisters and I had great fun mocking her.
beekaytee - Sep 29, 2011 2:52:08 pm PDT #474 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
My step-mother pronounced the word 'embroidery' as emBOYdry and 'shrimp' as srimp.
You'd be amazed how often those two words came up in conversation and how annoying it could be.
Cass - Sep 29, 2011 7:26:43 pm PDT #475 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
My father cannot EVER pronounce the drug Ambien properly, even though he's taken it for years. He always, every time, says "ambience." Not on purpose; that's just the word that got installed in his brain first, and it wins every time
Well drugs are named in ways that lend themselves to other words. Marketing and psychology, yo. Which, in our post-Harry potter world makes Levitra funny to me.
I don't think I ever type psychology or psychic without mentally thinking P - S - Y. I just did it twice. I can type physics without mentally spelling ... Oh, no, I can't. Dammit. But it's at a lower volume. p - h - y - s and not P - S - Y. Huh, learn something new about yourself every day, apprently.
Burrell - Sep 29, 2011 7:29:27 pm PDT #476 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am really quite a weak speller. Always have to spell out psychology and any other psych- words too. And receive. I actually have to say the rule silently in my head: "i before e, except after c."
Strix - Sep 30, 2011 1:20:27 am PDT #477 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
This is the third time this week my husband as woken me up at 4:30 am with cuddling. In theory, this is lovely. In practice, it wakes me up, when I have a hard time getting and staying asleep, and I don't feel romantical about it; I am starting to feel slight homicidal.
That is all.
Signed, Fucking Up Early and Not Loving It, I Started Freelancing So I Could Sleep Better