My love for me now / Ain't hard to explain / The Hero of Canton / The man they call...ME.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Dec 17, 2011 1:25:48 pm PST #4376 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Mucinex, smonster. Seriously.

Is it wrong that I want P-C to fly me out for a week (I would say fly out, but that's SO not happening) so I can crash-course him on Teh Wimmin's and be his wingwoman? I betcha I could have him 3 dates in a week.

Hmmm. There's a a screenplay there, somewhere. P-C, let's start a Kickstarter and make it happen, then we can collaborate on a movie and make oodles of money.

Pic, I've been sick, so I can't remember, but I am so sorry about Kitty Byron.

I have been upright for 4 hours! Woo! And I did the dishes. And cleaned off the Nightstand of Illness Doom.


Strix - Dec 17, 2011 1:35:07 pm PST #4377 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

TEPPY!!!!!

The Grammar Strip from "Girls with Slingshots" is BACK!!! Grab yours NOW!! [link]


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2011 1:38:10 pm PST #4378 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Erin, I saw that the other day, and actually have it open in another tab. I'm not sure why I haven't pulled the trigger yet. But I do totally need it.

I wish I could get this one as a print, too: [link] If Tim had a bandana on his head and our couch was white, it would look like a damn snapshot of our life.


Strix - Dec 17, 2011 1:43:01 pm PST #4379 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Pull the trigger! I AM ZE ENABLER!

You know you need it.

It's less than the price of 2 pairs of Victoria's Secret underwear!


Polter-Cow - Dec 17, 2011 2:00:37 pm PST #4380 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is it wrong that I want P-C to fly me out for a week (I would say fly out, but that's SO not happening) so I can crash-course him on Teh Wimmin's and be his wingwoman? I betcha I could have him 3 dates in a week.

Hmmm. There's a a screenplay there, somewhere. P-C, let's start a Kickstarter and make it happen, then we can collaborate on a movie and make oodles of money.

Ha! Sounds like a plan.

Man, I haven't had a lazy Saturday in a while. Jesus, not since the end of October.


amyth - Dec 17, 2011 3:52:15 pm PST #4381 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Lots of ~ma for bonny and Bartleby.

Plei so sorry about your godsister's mother. Lots of ~ma for her, and for your cat as well. An you!

smonster, sorry you're sick. Hope you feel better before you have to travel. SO looking forward to seeing you, though!


smonster - Dec 17, 2011 5:36:21 pm PST #4382 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I know, amyth, I can't WAIT.

Just emailed ex-roomie what she owes me in final bills. It's over $300. Here's hoping she pays me! I only charged her $25 for cleaning (my last landlady in CH, who's a friend, charged me $200 to clean the whole house).


Strix - Dec 17, 2011 6:00:15 pm PST #4383 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If she doesn't pay you, I'll write her a reallllly nasty letter, full of Latin.


askye - Dec 18, 2011 11:14:44 am PST #4384 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I talked to G'ma today she's doing well, except one of her oldest, dearest friends passed away a few days ago. They'd be friends for 70 years.


Polter-Cow - Dec 18, 2011 11:58:23 am PST #4385 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wow.