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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Dec 11, 2011 7:01:47 am PST #4038 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, that one. Sounds like her sense of judgement is...not.


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2011 7:06:22 am PST #4039 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sounds like her sense of judgement is...not.

Their relationship has been train-wrecky since the beginning, with the biggest obstacle being that the cheated-upon woman is a cisgender woman, and the cheater is a MtF trans woman who was still living as a man when they met, but who started to transition shortly afterward. Cheated-upon has always said she isn't a lesbian and loves cock and needs a "real man" in her bed (and, AFAIK, has men who she sexes up, with her partner's approval).

There's long been a lot of weird shit going on there, so I can't say the demise of the relationship is totally surprising.

(Note: there's nothing wrong with wanting sex with a dude, but it just seems like being in a relationship with someone who is actively moving AWAY from being a dude might indicate that there will be problems down the road.)

(I'm also expecting her to start calling Tim for consolation.)


Ginger - Dec 11, 2011 7:06:28 am PST #4040 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Shir, have they figured out what's causing the deafness?

No headache for Deena! Feel better.

except for how I have to find gifts for him to buy at Target. I may be making this too hard. I want it to appeal to him and to the giftee, and be inexpensive.

Target has the dollar section and some inexpensive jewelry. There's a variety of scarves, hats and mittens. They also have an assortment of things like lip gloss aimed at teens.

My dislocated rib twinges in sympathy, Hil. There's almost nothing I can do that doesn't hurt, except sitting or lying still.


Strix - Dec 11, 2011 7:08:44 am PST #4041 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I got most of my sexy reading from books, not from visuals. Some things just mystified me -- in the Clsn of the Cave Bear, all Auel said was that Ayla would kneel and "present." I simply could NOT figure out WTF that MEANT and how that could possibly work.

I knew what penises looked like, from diapering cousins and technical illustrations, but until we found that stash of porn in the woods at 10, I'd never really seen photograph of a real adult penis.

Again, my reaction was "WTF? REALLY? Um...weird. I'm glad I'm a girl." I suppose it didn't help that it was the early 80's and most of the guys looked like Tom Selleck knock-offs.


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2011 7:13:53 am PST #4042 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Erin, I think that (oddly enough) goes in Natter.


Strix - Dec 11, 2011 7:20:12 am PST #4043 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Need. More. Coffee.

Eh, time to go watch fencing anyway.


Connie Neil - Dec 11, 2011 7:32:09 am PST #4044 of 30001
brillig

stash of porn in the woods

It amazes me the places people stash their porn.


Zenkitty - Dec 11, 2011 8:51:43 am PST #4045 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It amazes me the places people stash their porn.

Hayloft.


Shir - Dec 11, 2011 9:31:48 am PST #4046 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thank you all so much for your kind words and advice - mostly you, JZ.

Shir, have they figured out what's causing the deafness?

No. They pretty much did everything written here: [link] and that's it. (In a funny note, my mom referred to the carbogen inhalations as Zyklon B. I laughed and laughed).


Typo Boy - Dec 11, 2011 10:25:52 am PST #4047 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Extreme vertigo is harder to adjust to than losing hearing in one ear. Have they given up on the vertigo too? Cause there are exercises and stuff that reduce that symptom, especially if it is related to ear problems.

My Mom who will be 90 the 21st has hearing loss, but not deafness and mild vertigo, and the exercises really help keep it mild.