I saw something by someone who'd actually worked as a janitor/ custodian at a school who pointed out that the kids would be cleaning up all kinds of bodily fluids AND using heavy-duty industrial cleaners and equipment.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Nov 23, 2011 8:21:11 am PST #3266 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
erikaj - Nov 23, 2011 8:24:43 am PST #3267 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
It's major, yeah. But Newt never bothers to learn anything about the little people(or anything else, either.) "Republican intellectual" "Jumbo shrimp." IJS.
Toddson - Nov 23, 2011 8:25:42 am PST #3268 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"Military intelligence"?
Pix - Nov 23, 2011 8:26:16 am PST #3269 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
My uncle was a facilities person at a local New Hampshire school, and the stories he tells are beyond horrific.
erikaj - Nov 23, 2011 8:28:30 am PST #3270 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
exactly. Also, Newt looks like shit for his (claimed0 age. My mom is supposedly three years behind him--they look like different life forms.
Toddson - Nov 23, 2011 8:42:03 am PST #3271 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Perhaps it's a reverse of Dorian Gray - somewhere there's a portrait of Newt that remains young and as good looking as he ever was.
eta: well, a portrait isn't supposed to change, is it? oh well ....
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2011 8:43:01 am PST #3272 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
somewhere there's a portrait of Newt that remains young and as good looking as he ever was
Like all portraits of, like, everyone? :)
Maria - Nov 23, 2011 8:51:03 am PST #3273 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
"Military intelligence"?
I'm not sure Stephanie (or any other Buffista who is a former member of the military) would appreciate that particular perceived juxtaposition.
Toddson - Nov 23, 2011 8:51:49 am PST #3274 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
After posting I realized ... I'm almost the last one in the office with a few things to clear up - and I'm obligated to stay for another (checks watch) 39 minutes. My brain, however, is already out the door.
Maria - Nov 23, 2011 8:53:57 am PST #3275 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
My brain, however, is already out the door.
If it's seen mine, let me know. Words have been failing me all week.