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Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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sj - May 11, 2013 5:02:40 am PDT #29996 of 30001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I get my hands on the Insomnia Fairy, not even Santa Claus will be able to ID the body.

If I get my hands on the college kids making all that noise until 4:00 AM, I'm going to need an alibi.

I finally got to sleep at about 4:30 after the fire alarm started beeping and Mom woke up and changed the batteries. There is not enough tea in the world for today.

meara - May 11, 2013 7:41:31 am PDT #29997 of 30001

I went to sleep around 2am when the girls in my hotel room left to go do more dancing. They got back at 7am. Ouch.

Sean K - May 11, 2013 7:47:31 am PDT #29998 of 30001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am sleepy, and did not want to get out of bed today. Nor do I want to do two shows today. Feh.

Cass - May 11, 2013 7:55:01 am PDT #29999 of 30001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

find that Fairy, I keeeeeeeeeeel it. But I think it's here for the duration.

Tom Scola - May 11, 2013 7:59:05 am PDT #30000 of 30001

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

This thread, I keeeeeeeeeeel it.

Liese S. - May 11, 2013 8:14:17 am PDT #30001 of 30001

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

This thread is dead. For more dangerous people, please proceed in an orderly fashion to Spike's Bitches 48 and kick some demon ass.

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