Also, I can kill you with my brain.

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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 02, 2013 4:47:08 pm PDT #29640 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Vortex, if I could "like" that post I would.


beekaytee - May 02, 2013 4:48:24 pm PDT #29641 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

My closest supporter said the exact same thing today. She said it in the context of the squat challenge which is making me super uncomfortable.

I'll take your example and do what I can. I just know that if I don't 'go big', I tend to give up too soon. My otherwise fairly useful brain can sure make up...and give into...the most embarrassing excuses.


Hil R. - May 02, 2013 5:00:00 pm PDT #29642 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just ignore the next request, Hil. You've already answered it.

That's what I was planning to do, except that the next email sounded really desperate in a way that worried me. I forwarded it to my supervisor and asked her how I should respond.


Atropa - May 02, 2013 5:09:03 pm PDT #29643 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Steph, register for a Roomba.

Go Vortex! That's great, and I especially like this thinking:

iI am believing that every bit helps, and I'm forgiving myself when I don't follow the plan.

I'm trying to trick myself into that mindset right now. Also, I caved and bought myself a Fitbit Zip, and have been pretty happy with it. It is motivating me to actually track my food, which is helpful.


Ginger - May 02, 2013 5:30:11 pm PDT #29644 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My current exercise program consists of taking up my water-ruined floor and dragging heavy bags of flooring to the curb. I have gotten to the Y twice this week, though. I am tired.

I think if I were going to do a squat challenge, it would have to consist of one squat the first day, two the second day, etc.


beekaytee - May 02, 2013 5:50:01 pm PDT #29645 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

My friend said that too, this morning, Ginger.

The challenge is all over FB, so I'm sure you've seen it. 50 the first day, 55 the second...progressing in hops (with some leaps) up to 240 by the end of the 30 days.

I'm wondering if I'm even capable of 100 squats per day, much less the final total...and yet, I'm handling the 50s okay.

We'll see.

What attracted me to this, above other "challenges", is that my strength has always been in my lower body and my backside is eNORMous. Bigger than ever in my life.

Plus, I can do the activity in front of my computer! I'm using the standing desk anyway, so it isn't even like I have to haul myself out of a chair.

Side note: why does exercise bother my dog? Seriously, I couldn't exercise in front of Bartleby at all. He's go into hysterical fits of flop-shed and fret his way into whatever I was doing, to a potentially dangerous degree. Cagney, the much, much less neurotic heir apparent is bothered too.

I hate to think that my natural state is near-death sedentary, such that any activity at all comes as a shock to anyone near. That may be the case, sadly.


sj - May 02, 2013 6:08:25 pm PDT #29646 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I want to do the squat challenge, but I could only manage twenty yesterday before my body reminded me how out of shape I am. So, I'm going to have to do a modified version.


meara - May 02, 2013 7:56:38 pm PDT #29647 of 30001

I did the first day of the squat challenge yesterday, but am not sure I"ll manage to do the second day today. :)

Go Vortex! That sounds awesome. I...have not made any lifestyle changes. If anything, I've been eating really badly lately--not just what I'm eating, but how MUCH--I keep stuffing myself silly, and I don't even know why.


Scrappy - May 02, 2013 8:02:52 pm PDT #29648 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I went to an exercise class today and it was VERY demoralizing to see myself in the mirror wall.


WindSparrow - May 02, 2013 8:43:34 pm PDT #29649 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Side note: why does exercise bother my dog? Seriously, I couldn't exercise in front of Bartleby at all. He's go into hysterical fits of flop-shed and fret his way into whatever I was doing, to a potentially dangerous degree. Cagney, the much, much less neurotic heir apparent is bothered too.

Ever try doing yoga in front of cat? I advise against it. Helpful is the thing that they are not.

Seeing y'all discuss the squat challenge and the other things you are doing, it makes me wish that I wanted any of the things I can actually get out of exercise.