I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JenP - Apr 26, 2013 4:49:35 am PDT #29401 of 30001

I'm so sorry, erika.

Keeping your family in my thoughts, Trudy.


Toddson - Apr 26, 2013 4:56:26 am PDT #29402 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Just for a change, something nice.


smonster - Apr 26, 2013 4:57:48 am PDT #29403 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In my family we call it being "caring weird." Many years ago, I said something, my mom said "what?", I made a crack about hearing impaired people and she replied "what are caring weird people?"


erikaj - Apr 26, 2013 4:58:08 am PDT #29404 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yes, smonster, you met Betsy. (It's nice to get the testimonials.)


sumi - Apr 26, 2013 5:10:20 am PDT #29405 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

erika - I'm so sorry for your loss.

And Trudy! OMG - I hope she turns out to be okay. So scary.

Can't wait to get the new power cord from my laptop. So frustrating to not be able to keep up with everything.


brenda m - Apr 26, 2013 5:40:12 am PDT #29406 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

In my family we call it being "caring weird." Many years ago, I said something, my mom said "what?", I made a crack about hearing impaired people and she replied "what are caring weird people?"

Heh. That's another of my dad's habits - if he mishears, he'll repeat back what he thought he heard no matter how ridiculous. "We need to clean it better." "Volcano peanut butter?" as if there was a chance in hell that was what you had actually said.

Some of this stuff is probably hearing loss, microstrokes, and general old age. But mostly it's a longstanding habit of not paying attention combined with a disregard for mental editing.


Glamcookie - Apr 26, 2013 6:13:11 am PDT #29407 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'll add my misheard funny to list. When we were in the hospital after having Shane, the nurse came in and said, "Do you know about Shaken Baby Syndrome?" I said, "Chicken Baby Syndrome? No, I haven't heard of that."


SuziQ - Apr 26, 2013 6:16:04 am PDT #29408 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Shoot, last night K-Bug said something about bring your daughter to work day and both CJ and I heard something that included "bra spider". Looking back I don't get how I heard that, but both CJ and I heard it, so it wasn't just my ears playing tricks on me.


Kate P. - Apr 26, 2013 6:56:50 am PDT #29409 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I apparently don't have a UTI (the result of my culture came back, and the NP said that there were bacteria in there, but not close to the kind of numbers you get with a UTI). She recommended I call my OB/GYN and see if it's some ladyparts problem.

Ugh, I can sympathize with feeling like something in your ladyparts has mysteriously gone awry. Several years ago I got into a cycle of UTI/yeast infection/UTI/yeast infection that eventually sort of petered out into feeling a little weird all the time but with nothing really medically wrong anymore. It was unpleasant. I hope you're able to get a diagnosis and treat it soon.


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2013 7:50:15 am PDT #29410 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Was at the ICU last night for a while with Dad & Ginny. Like Cassiepants said in her update, we'll know more tonight.

We HAVE had something funny come out of this, however. The story wound up in the news and several accounts have referred to her as the elderly woman who collapsed at Newark Airport. It's pretty sad that if she DOES recover she's gonna have a stroke when she finds out she was called "elderly" in the news.