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River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Apr 17, 2013 9:44:57 am PDT #28967 of 30001
Our wings are not tired
Tom Scola - Apr 17, 2013 9:46:37 am PDT #28968 of 30001
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Burrell - Apr 17, 2013 9:46:50 am PDT #28969 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Everyone has an uncle Fucknut.
Oh dang erika, now I'm going to be calling him Uncle Fucknut under my breath every time I get an email from him. Because he's *that* Uncle Fucknut, the one who forwards emails with either a) kittens, b) insipid invocations of God, c) right wing idiocy, or my favorite, d) old man rants.
The thing that's cooking my goose about the pressure cooker comment is SOMEONE JUST BOMBED BOSTON WITH A PRESSURE COOKER BOMB TWO DAYS AGO! It's too soon to be gloating that it wasn't a sniper with a high magazine rifle.
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2013 9:52:34 am PDT #28970 of 30001
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It's too soon to be gloating that it wasn't a sniper with a high magazine rifle.
It's never too soon for Uncle Fucknut.
erikaj - Apr 17, 2013 9:57:52 am PDT #28971 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I know, right? That's what makes him(although I have two) such a freaking pleasure. Mine are like that about personal setbacks, as well. Like finding it hilarious that my brother ran for office and lost...it's hard to imagine him giving pastoral counseling and stuff, but yes, he's Reverend Fucknut.
Burrell - Apr 17, 2013 10:04:12 am PDT #28972 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Seriously, erika? He's an asshole. Then again, of COURSE he's an asshole.
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2013 10:04:24 am PDT #28973 of 30001
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You guys, I got my hair cut this afternoon, and (because my hair is so long that I go forever between trims) it was the first time I got to tell my hairstylist that I'm getting married. (I asked her if she knew when she would be on vacation, and then asked if she would be in town Sept. 21, because I was going to need her to give me pretty bride hair.)
She had the best reaction of anyone who I got to tell in person. (I like to think everyone who I told online reacted with a crazy dance party.) She jumped up and down and hugged me and grinned like crazy. It was awesome.
Tom Scola - Apr 17, 2013 10:07:56 am PDT #28974 of 30001
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Oh! Steph! I had an idea! Can you legally change your middle name to "née"? You could be "Steph Timslastname née Lang".
NoiseDesign - Apr 17, 2013 10:09:17 am PDT #28975 of 30001
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Well played Tom, well played.
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2013 10:12:41 am PDT #28976 of 30001
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Oh! Steph! I had an idea! Can you legally change your middle name to "née"? You could be "Steph Timslastname née Lang".
And people would be all, "We get it, 'Lang' was your maiden name." And I can say, "No, dang it, that's my name!"