Okay, tomorrow at 10 am I go to sign the lease on my new apartment!!

sumi, YAY!!!!!! That's so great!

That is an awesome dress, I'm sorry to say.

I know. I think I might need it. Based on how my wedding dress fits, that dress will fit me like a dream. And -- DOTS! (I'm polka-dot crazy. It's hilarious. Three of the last 4 dresses I've bought are polka dots. I may need an intervention.)

I meant to ask for procedure~ma last night and I could have used it. I was supposed to have my tubal occlusion this morning at 9 am, but I had to get there at 8:45 to pee on a stick to make sure I wasn't pregnant

I ended up getting a tubal ligation because one fallopian tube was at a right angle and the other was completely blocked. So it looks like if I wanted to have kids it wouldn't have been easy.

And it was extremely painful so they dosed me up on meds and then I couldn't pee, which was part of leaving.

I finally left around 5 pm. They were talking about doing a catheter when I finally managed to get out of there. I've been nauseous, I itch, I have a cough, and I'm not hungry but we're getting close to 24 hours since I ate last so Will is getting me something.

Sumi yay for the new apartment!

I'm still loopy from the meds I hope this wasn't too TMI for anyone.

Steph you can never have enough polka dots.

askye, is Will staying with you to take care of you? You need some TLC.

Jillian, it's not a Halloween costume if it's what you'd wear anyway. (Insert winky emoticon here.)

Heh. But it's more contouring makeup than I wear, so it totally counts as a costume!

Sumi,

I'm thrilled for you. do you like your new place?

sumi, excellent news!

Steph, don't you need a special new dress to wear to the reception? Or on your honeymoon? Hmm?

enabler

I'm surprised no one's ever done a Vampire Mary Poppins before. It seems so RIGHT.

Steph, don't you need a special new dress to wear to the reception?

Naw, I'm wearing my Big Blue Dress Of Justice (possibly the dress is turning me into the Tick) all night! It's too awesome to change out of.

Or on your honeymoon? Hmm?

I'm hoping our honeymoon is beachy so that all I need to pack is a swimuit, sunscreen, my Kindle, and a bunch of superhero t-shirts. (Tim is all "Hey, I'll plan the honeymoon!" and my reaction approximated a Godzilla screech. We need to finish planning the wedding FIRST, dang it!)

Will is staying with me and he'll be here tomorrow.

He went to get some food the Chinese restaurant does a steamed veggie and chicken dish, very bland with whit rice. He's been good all day, getting me water and trying to make me comfortable.

I love the Big Blue Dress of Justice so very, very much. Perhaps the Best Person could wear a Tick costume?

Something else I'm in love with is Doggie Drawings. The artist does adorable cartoon portraits of pets.

In the page I linked, at the bottom, there is a portrait of 3 Pugs. Their names? Snort, Sinus and Snot.

Call me crazy, but I think that is the definition of 'putting too fine a point on it.'

{{{askye}}} Feel better. I'm glad you have Will there.

sumi, excellent news! Best of luck with the move.

Now TCG isn't feeling well either. This is not the holiday weekend I had in mind.