It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Mar 29, 2013 8:26:45 am PDT #28061 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ooh! I will sign up for notifications for that as well! That would be something I'd actually wear. Thanks, sj!

You're welcome. I can't see myself actually wearing the other model or sleeping with it.


Volans - Mar 29, 2013 9:46:46 am PDT #28062 of 30001
move out and draw fire

I am the lone person in the office. I went to Costco this morning so I didn't get here until 1. We hadn't had a call since 10:30.

Yeah, I call this holiday "Good Parking Friday."


Atropa - Mar 29, 2013 10:50:39 am PDT #28063 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm off until Tuesday, but that's because I'm taking vacation time. Our company doesn't have any paid holidays around this weekend.

I am PACKED for the Vampire Ball! I need to finish my coffee, brush my teeth, and change clothes, and then I am ready to go catch the BoltBus down to PDX.


Zenkitty - Mar 29, 2013 12:09:25 pm PDT #28064 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Vampire Mary Poppins.


le nubian - Mar 29, 2013 12:12:11 pm PDT #28065 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

that's ON.


Steph L. - Mar 29, 2013 12:43:38 pm PDT #28066 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So? Wedding shoe??? [link]

(Yes, I am still loopy as SHIT from my oral surgery today.)


Steph L. - Mar 29, 2013 12:47:23 pm PDT #28067 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, this one is for serious -- I have a polka-dot problem. I want to buy all the polka-dot dresses ever: [link] I love that one. But I have a lot of black, too. So I'm torn. (And trying to remind myself that I have a wedding to pay for AND a ridiculously expensive titanium screw in my jaw now that I also have to pay for.) But it's so awesome!


sumi - Mar 29, 2013 12:58:20 pm PDT #28068 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Okay, tomorrow at 10 am I go to sign the lease on my new apartment!!

Its the one I saw last Saturday that I really liked. I called her at lunch and the one reference she hadn't been able to reach was my current landlord. (I actually predicted this - based on their craxy office hours.)

I am both happy and relieved and hope to be in my new place by Sunday night.


Atropa - Mar 29, 2013 1:00:48 pm PDT #28069 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Vampire Mary Poppins! Hello, future Halloween costume!


Pix - Mar 29, 2013 1:01:40 pm PDT #28070 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Jillian, it's not a Halloween costume if it's what you'd wear anyway. (Insert winky emoticon here.)