Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Mar 02, 2013 10:58:16 pm PST #26907 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So here is the highlight of my day. Biyi is on the Victorian committee of Australia's professional interpreting body, AUSIT. They have an email list. Today, Biyi allowed Ryan to play with her iPhone while she was working on something else. She found later on that Ryan had managed to email the entire committee:

Subject: D

Eee
Sent from my iPhone

Biyi learned of all this when she received a reply:

"What does this mail means as there is no text/attachments & the subject is ‘D’. I thought we agreed at the last committee meeting to avoid such mails to improve the quality of the group communications by reducing unnecessary correspondence & directing personal mails & ’thank you’ responses to concerned persons only to avoid mail over load & clustering."

I'm tempted to lend Ryan my phone next, and see where it leads.


Laura - Mar 03, 2013 5:03:53 am PST #26908 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Good luck, sumi! (And erin too!)

This!

I may not be alone in wanting to get an email from Ryan.


Burrell - Mar 03, 2013 6:43:10 am PST #26909 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That is hilarious bt. It's even funnier if I picture Ryan grinning, "Eeee!"


askye - Mar 03, 2013 8:39:01 am PST #26910 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

That's funny I hope that the committee is understanding.

I'm going to request some ~ma for my aunt Jane. Just good thoughts and vibes. Today would have been her son's 39th birthday. It's doubly hard because it's my cousin John's birthday and there's a party for him tonight she's not going to attend (I talked to her and she said she was looking forward to some time alone). It's hard being so far away and I wish I could give her hug. I called her instead and talked to her.


Stephanie - Mar 03, 2013 3:01:30 pm PST #26911 of 30001
Trust my rage

Ok, a short vent with the caveat that I love my kids and don't really want to get rid of them, but damn! Ellie has been sick with what we assume is rotavirus since Friday morning. So ill that I took her to the ER Friday afternoon. They proscribed Zofran and while she is still miserable, she at least can keep liquids down. She drank 16 oz of Gatorade this morning and didn't pee until around 2. Sammy has been sick with a milder version since Monday night although he is now better and full of energy. Ellie can't go to school tomorrow. She's still in too much pain and way too stinky. Just now, Frisco begged me to let him take a nap after refusing to touch the three dinner options I have him. I took his temp and he has a low fever. If he gets sick, I will just lose it.

My mom has been very helpful this weekend and I'm so grateful for her. But I'm borderline sick too. Everything just makes me nauseous and exhausted. Like I said, I love them all but if Frisco starts puking, I will just collapse in a heap and cry.


Burrell - Mar 03, 2013 3:14:00 pm PST #26912 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Stephanie, that sounds utterly miserable for all of you, but you especially.


Scrappy - Mar 03, 2013 3:45:45 pm PST #26913 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Wishing tons of instant health~ma for Frisco.


Stephanie - Mar 03, 2013 4:03:29 pm PST #26914 of 30001
Trust my rage

So, I was the one who got sick. And I did cry. But I also called my mom and she came over and is now feeding Sammy and reading to Ellie while I lie (lay? I never get that right) here.


sj - Mar 03, 2013 4:05:26 pm PST #26915 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Stephanie}}} I'm sorry. Health~ma to the whole family. I'm glad that your mother is able to help.

My nephews' grandfather passed away yesterday (no relation to me). Any ~ma you can spare for them would be appreciated; they're taking it hard.


brenda m - Mar 03, 2013 4:34:32 pm PST #26916 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm so glad your mom could step in. ( And lie is correct. Unless you are done with the lying, in which case lay or laid. But I hope you are not done.)