Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Nov 13, 2011 4:24:58 pm PST #2674 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I looked at all the couples returning from Saturday night activities and wondered what was wrong with me that I don't have that.

While I'm generally content in my singletude, there are still times when I wonder the same thing.


Polter-Cow - Nov 13, 2011 4:25:56 pm PST #2675 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just clicked over to fb and another friend is engaged. I'm happy for her, but it made me feel even lonelier.

Yep. One just got married.


SuziQ - Nov 13, 2011 4:27:03 pm PST #2676 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Is the nail polish box still circulating?


lisah - Nov 13, 2011 4:31:25 pm PST #2677 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

There are times when I wonder if we should do a lipstick swap box

Ooh, yes! I could get in on that unlike the nail polish (I'm too twitchy to be able to paint my own nails).

I actually wore the Chanel Rouge Noir for my wedding and I think it looked pretty good. But I never had the Vamp so I can't compare.


Atropa - Nov 13, 2011 4:34:00 pm PST #2678 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Vamp is the deep pomegranate wine version of Rouge Noir. I am very, very bitter about Vamp being discontinued.


quester - Nov 13, 2011 4:37:58 pm PST #2679 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

(Reminds me of archery class, when I caught my tit in the string. I yelled MOTHERFUCKER into my 10th grade gym class, and my female gym teacher came over to give me hell for cursing.

I was going to relay almost the same story! Only mine was in '72! The cures of the well-endowed!


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2011 4:45:25 pm PST #2680 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just went into the bathroom to take off the vamp red I'd tried on, except somehow I ended up putting on clear lip gloss over it. So I'm lounging in bedclothes and sex lips.

Sadly most of my lipstick is probably too old to be exchanged. My god, that Toast Of New York has been with me forEVER. So I'm binning it.

Someone (in reference to Fringe) referred to a guy as a woman's "love of her life". And I called that out as very sentimental for a sci fi board on the internet. And then someone else, another guy, chipped in to say isn't "happily ever after" the same thing as "one and only" and "love of their life" and it made me feel vicariously sad.

We must not feel there is only one person out there for us! It's not realistic or healthy! There are an undetermined number of people out there for us, and it also doesn't take happily forever and ever to be happy. You can have five years of happy with one person, and then five more with another.


meara - Nov 13, 2011 5:02:36 pm PST #2681 of 30001

Aww, ita ! You're so free thinking.

I looked at all the couples returning from Saturday night activities and wondered what was wrong with me that I don't have that.

Humph. My umfriend was here last night, and I still got nothin. (ok I got some kisses). She had run a 15k race that morning before flying out here, omg. And then her BFF came over and we decided to keep her awake to get her on west coast time. She was grumpy. And then this morning we went to brunch and then they drove to Portland. (she's coming back here Thursday)


smonster - Nov 13, 2011 5:14:02 pm PST #2682 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Speaking of nail polish, has anyone ever ordered from the website yourbeautystop? Because they (claim to) have OPI for $5.99. [link]


Strix - Nov 13, 2011 5:23:33 pm PST #2683 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ack, smonster!

I JUST purged some lippies that weren't working. I would be up for a makeup box, though -- used three times shadows that didn't work on me, a serum that didn't suit, etc.

I am currently in possession of the Nail Polish Box, and want to send it to the next person on the next paycheck....but, um, I deleted accidentally the names and addresses list.

If someone can send it to my e-mail, the next person on the list will have it for Holiday Nail Madness! The rule is take a few, add a few, right?

My sister also bit the bullet, and was like Kat Von D ICK...but the line is great. She got a shadow palette that's GREAT.