Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Feb 14, 2013 2:30:44 pm PST #26324 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I remember in grad school, in grad housing (which was cinderblock apartments with cold linoleum floors), in the middle of winter, needing to wake up early for class to finish a project. I set the TV timer to turn on to MTV (I hate that channel), rather loud. I remember waking up, saying an expletive, rushing as fast as I could on crutches and bare feet on cold floor to the living room, turning off the TV, rushing back to bed, and sleeping past the start of class. So much for that alarm clock.

These days, I have a dual alarm clock by the bed. First alarm is NPR rousing me from sleep. Second alarm is the buzzer saying "get in the shower now!!". In between those, my phone and iPad have a variety of ring tones to try and get me awake. I have found, with the new place, all the natural light, does help a lot. Except when I need to wake up before the bloody sun is up yet. Then, just makes the room colder.


Atropa - Feb 14, 2013 2:49:12 pm PST #26325 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

There are all sorts of math alarm clocks:

NO. DO NOT WANT.


Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2013 2:55:28 pm PST #26326 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What if it made you subtract Jillifonts?


Atropa - Feb 14, 2013 2:59:16 pm PST #26327 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Then I would be cranky about math, freaked out about spiders, and would never be able to get the alarm to turn off. I'd probably end up setting the alarm clock on fire.


Zenkitty - Feb 14, 2013 4:00:44 pm PST #26328 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I bought my niece one of those alarm clocks that jumps off the table and rolls around the room and you have to get up and catch it to make the alarm stop. She said it worked. I would have smashed the thing to bits the first day, myself.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2013 4:19:57 pm PST #26329 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I would have given it to the dog as a toy.


smonster - Feb 14, 2013 4:31:26 pm PST #26330 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Since I got home, I have: walked the dog, fed the animals, emptied the drainboard, fixed and ate my dinner, washed all the dishes, paid my health insurance and power bills, updated my budget software, talked to two people about my side jobs, scooped the cat pans, and done my daily log and timesheet for work. This girl is on fiya...

Now I'm going to set a timer for five minutes and look at credit card rewards (towards a memory foam topper), then shower, then fold clothes. Oh, crap. And message a friend about meeting up tomorrow.


sj - Feb 14, 2013 4:34:00 pm PST #26331 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I had something with milk in it earlier, and I forgot to take a lactaid pill. I took the lactaid pill now, and I'm really hoping not to get sick tonight. TCG is on his way home. I hope he likes the beer I got him.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2013 4:36:02 pm PST #26332 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I hope he likes the beer I got him.

What is it?


quester - Feb 14, 2013 4:43:44 pm PST #26333 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I still want a Clocky. I just don't have enough open floor space for it to get too far.

I do the one alarm that I have to get up for plus a backup to get me going if I still sleep through the first one.