Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2013 5:46:02 pm PST #26206 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

HULK CAN MARRY ME.


amych - Feb 12, 2013 5:51:46 pm PST #26207 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

HULK CAN MARRY ME.

But Thor is only welcome at the bachelorette party?


Trudy Booth - Feb 12, 2013 6:22:23 pm PST #26208 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Awwwwwwwww! That's wonderful!

This question is quite bitchly and always fun but for you two doubly so: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?!?!?!?!?!


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2013 6:33:38 pm PST #26209 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Ahahaha! I'm glad we're not out to our families, because I want to wear the damn dress. But I want *him* to get to wear a dress, too.

So the only answer is: TWO PARTIES.


Trudy Booth - Feb 12, 2013 6:38:27 pm PST #26210 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily Post would surely approve.


omnis_audis - Feb 12, 2013 6:46:06 pm PST #26211 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Woot! Congrats to Tim & Tep!


DavidS - Feb 12, 2013 6:52:59 pm PST #26212 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So the only answer is: TWO PARTIES.

Clearly you need both a Wedding and a Kink Wedding.


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2013 7:50:46 pm PST #26213 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Okay, he is currently looking at wedding dresses online. That only took 3 hours. I am cracking up.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2013 7:51:23 pm PST #26214 of 30001
brillig

Miss Manners says it is required to warn guests if there's going to be nudity or odd ceremonies at a wedding. Otherwise, go for it.


Vortex - Feb 12, 2013 7:52:16 pm PST #26215 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Honestly, if you're invited to a Buffista wedding, you should expect it.