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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Nov 12, 2011 2:58:46 pm PST #2620 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Neil Gaiman told me he liked the pink streaks in my hair, and said they were very fetching.

Does this mean fetch has happened?


smonster - Nov 12, 2011 3:43:35 pm PST #2621 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fetching was always a word. That's why we don't need fetch.


sj - Nov 12, 2011 4:21:43 pm PST #2622 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am totally tipsy on only two glasses of prosecco.


smonster - Nov 12, 2011 4:24:53 pm PST #2623 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I would be too, sj.

So, I sent StW an email specifically asking for more communication, and I haven't heard from him in a week. I feel like that's a fairly clear message. I think I might be done. I'm feeling very angry and sorry for myself, and frustrated that I can't even get a serial monogamist to actually have a relationship with me.

One day, just maybe, I will turn this apparently terrifying Care Bear Stare heart at someone, and they won't shield their eyes and turn away. Not today.

Well, hello, PMS.


Pix - Nov 12, 2011 4:29:18 pm PST #2624 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh sweetie. It's not you! Truly, it's not.


Anne W. - Nov 12, 2011 4:53:31 pm PST #2625 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{smonster}}

Also, still ouchy from my mishap in the gym. My poor trainer... you could tell he just had no idea what to say that wouldn't be horribly wrong.


§ ita § - Nov 12, 2011 5:28:25 pm PST #2626 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't even get a serial monogamist to actually have a relationship with me.

He's just not the right serial monogamist, is all. Mismatch, I wish you a better mutual match next time.


beth b - Nov 12, 2011 6:30:26 pm PST #2627 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

glad things wen well sj

sorry smonter.

Bed room is mostly emptied and walls are patched, sanded, and patched again. hoping we get a least one coat of paint on tomorrow


Stephanie - Nov 12, 2011 6:37:19 pm PST #2628 of 30001
Trust my rage

I'm sorry, smonster. I hate the lack of communication thing. Seriously, just tell me (or you, I guess) because then everyone knows what the deal is and knows how to move on.


amyth - Nov 12, 2011 6:46:46 pm PST #2629 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

So sorry, smonster. And totally what ita ! said. It's just the wrong guy. Or the right-ish guy at a hella wrong, crazy busy period in his life where he can't handle the awesomeness that is you right now. Which sucks.