Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 29, 2013 3:57:45 am PST #25636 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I look at this corset [link] and think, "If Browncoats wore corsets, this would be the one Zoe would wear." I keep thinking I want to buy a cheap corset somewhere just to see if I actually like wearing them. And then I look at this and Want it.


JZ - Jan 29, 2013 4:38:40 am PST #25637 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ha! I knew exactly which corset you meant as soon as you said "the one Zoe would wear." And, yes, except she'd ditch the pocket watch for something more practical and deadly. Don't need to know exactly what time it is out in the black, but a little pocket like that could be right useful for other things.


Zenkitty - Jan 29, 2013 4:51:08 am PST #25638 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yes, that corset was clearly made with Zoe in mind!


WindSparrow - Jan 29, 2013 6:25:46 am PST #25639 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I haven't made up my mind if it's a Derringer or a throwing knife she keeps in that pocket. Or both. Could it be both?


sj - Jan 29, 2013 7:17:32 am PST #25640 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My plan was to get an egg and cheese sandwich on the way to the car dealership, but the way the GPS took me did not pass a Dunkin Donuts. I thought that was a statistical impossibility. So I'm having peanut butter crackers instead. I brought a book, but there is both a TV and a radio on, so there is zero chance I can concentrate.


P.M. Marc - Jan 29, 2013 9:37:28 am PST #25641 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Bonny, Joe was sitting on the beach in Rio one morning and a friends' dog walked up to him and peed on his shoulder.

Is it wrong that my first reaction was, "Smart dog."?


Stephanie - Jan 29, 2013 9:57:58 am PST #25642 of 30001
Trust my rage

Plei, you are not wrong. A dog knows a dog when he sees one.


Burrell - Jan 29, 2013 11:13:52 am PST #25643 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ah ha ha!


le nubian - Jan 29, 2013 12:24:12 pm PST #25644 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, I'm following in Tep's shoes.

I am now on a 5-day course of antibiotics and I have a prescription cough medicine. I figure daily bloody noses and head congestion were a sign that what I have cannot be cured with Vick's.


billytea - Jan 29, 2013 12:31:44 pm PST #25645 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan has informed us that he's a butterfly today. A couple of days ago, in response to a Very Hungry Caterpillar reference, I pulled out Life in the Undergrowth and he watched a little caterpillar turn into a big fat caterpillar, then into a chrysalis, then a butterfly. (He watched another caterpillar turn into a wasp grub buffet, which he found less congenial.)

Last night he told us that he was a caterpillar, and his sleeping bag was his chrysalis. This morning we found a little butterfly boy (who, unfortunately, had wet his chrysalis). I think his childcare staff could be in for an interesting day today.