Well, this is certainly not the typical kind of ball discussion that we have in Bitches.

I can't imagine that a jock strap would work much better than a pair of tight fitting briefs. In the grand scheme of things, $1 a day isn't much if it's working (although I can see how the waste aspect of it would be annoying)

Could be a hernia, Typo. When I had my hernia, the only time I wore a belt was after the surgery, so it was worn around the waist and hips and wouldn't have been much help for your needs.

Dance belt maybe?

So I actually did go home after that last post (AIWFG).

I decided I wanted to at least prove my non-rant existence, so here I am, not ranting.

I also heartily approve of actual gold stars. And may totally copy you to get my getting back into exercising regimen off its feet.

Of course, now I need to go deal with my dryer, which has the charming new feature of the bell dinging when the load is dry (and often before), but never actually shutting off. I should go deal with my hot clothes (no cool down cycle anymore) now, I just noticed it's been dinging for a while. Appliances are fun! Though I suppose I shouldn't bitch...appliances that are actually in the color Harvest Gold probably should have been dead long ago...

You know how violence is never the answer?

My sister is engaged and apparently it's a there where people incorporate dancing with a Chris Brown song in weddings these days? Which is kinda creepy to me.

And then my brother said something I didn't hear and I suggested that it was probably better that way. But then he repeated it. "Maybe she deserved it."

Since I was walking by him, I smacked him across the back of the head. Which apparently startled people. "Maybe he deserved it."

Because some jokes just are not funny, dude.

And then the Niecelet and I got all competitive against a jigsaw puzzle after lunch. She's off to Alaska in the morning for school. I'm going to miss her.

Actual gold stars are remarkably effective, 4 days in.

Also, I have felt the pain of the malfunctioning drier. I do not envy you it, even though I currently hang my clothes, rather than spend the money down in the basement (one day I will have a real place to live).

Cass, I don't even...I mean, I'm starting the "Straight White Dudes Don't See What the Big Deal Is" tv show, but, damn.

Ugh, Cass, that's just...ugh.

Yeah, Debet, this beats the thing last year where the heat element was working, but it stopped tumbling. The clothes were SO HOT when I figured it out, I'm pretty sure we're lucky it didn't start a fire. That was, of course, about 10 on a Sunday night, so I just had to drape clothes over...everything to dry them, since no clothesline and no laundromat available at that hour. So better than last time - still less than fun - ding, ding, ding...

Anyway, looking more and more like washer and dryer shopping will be happening in the next month or so when the Christmas bills are all taken care of.

Pfeh! This "grownup" stuff, you can keep it!

Yeah, he's a 6'4" straight, white dude and quite successful. Privilege and entitlement coming out of his ass. It's like he wants to live in Mad Men. But he'd also vote for HIllary Clinton. He contains multitudes and I like about half of them.

I should pick up some actual gold stars. I bet I'd do more on tough days if I gave myself gold stars. First one would be getting up for yoga tomorrow morning. Because we're under a hard freeze warning and I am not going to want to hustle myself to the class so early tomorrow.

Mattresses question. I asked this on my Facebook. Noise Design responded (thank you!). Seems Consumer Reports rates Ikea mattresses pretty high. Given their prices seem rather reasonable, I was curious if anyone had first hand experiences with them?

Next, how does one test a mattress? I've had this one for so long, not sure what is normal, and what I've learned to live with. When sitting in bed, how long is acceptable before your leg 'falls asleep'? That's the one that's been bothering me of late. I guess I need to get past the feeling strange laying in a million beds some afternoon, and just doing it, and feeling which is most comfy. No clue what I like. I don't think I've ever purchased a mattress new before. Strange, no?

Now let's hope the bed I found is made from real wood, and not wood byproducts, so that I can go mattress shopping!

Beau and I went to Macy's when they were having a sale and Beau tested out mattresses that I narrowed down based on price. He got it down to 3 and then I selected from the 3.

He knew immediately which one he hated and laid on the one he liked for several minutes.

That said, can you get a mattress topper to tide u over?