Seriously.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jan 08, 2013 11:54:33 am PST #24751 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ginger - Jan 08, 2013 11:57:07 am PST #24752 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't know how they do it without a Franklin Planner.
Someone should create a multiple partner Franklin Planner, with inserts for parental visitation schedules.
If only people without sin had the right to pass judgment, the judicial system would collapse. Also, he lied specifically about the situation, both to his wife and to you, who thought he was a friend.
billytea - Jan 08, 2013 12:04:49 pm PST #24753 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Well, bless. They have a lot more energy than I do.
Sloths are polygamous. Galapagos tortoises too. I guess if one has even two spoons, one has the option of not putting them all in one basket.
billytea - Jan 08, 2013 12:05:50 pm PST #24754 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
If only people without sin had the right to pass judgment, the judicial system would collapse.
So would pretty much any attempt at parenting. "Let he who is without tantrums cast the first time-out."
Cass - Jan 08, 2013 12:08:25 pm PST #24755 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Galapagos tortoises too.
They live over a century. That's a long time with just one tortoise. Gotta shake things up in the shell to keep it fresh.
Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2013 12:15:08 pm PST #24756 of 30001
brillig
Sloths are polygamous. Galapagos tortoises too.
As slowly as they move, love the one you're with becomes love the one you can catch.
billytea - Jan 08, 2013 12:18:26 pm PST #24757 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
As slowly as they move, love the one you're with becomes love the one you can catch.
That pretty much sums up my entire dating history.
omnis_audis - Jan 08, 2013 12:38:10 pm PST #24758 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I think I need a scorecard to keep up with all those mates. Maybe a Venn diagram? Flow chart? I'd be happy with just one gf. Jeez people.
billytea - Jan 08, 2013 12:40:30 pm PST #24759 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think I need a scorecard to keep up with all those mates. Maybe a Venn diagram? Flow chart? I'd be happy with just one gf.
Within the context of your wider statement, for a moment I thought you were asking for a gif.
Glamcookie - Jan 08, 2013 1:29:14 pm PST #24760 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Tons of ~ma to bonny.
sj, I'm glad you have the appointment. Those were the same stats we were given when we moved from IUIs to IVF (though I was 38 at the time). Here's hoping you just need a teensy bit of assistance and BOOM - pregnant!