Happy new year, bitches! May it be a happier, healthier and more prosperous year for us all.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Dec 31, 2012 7:02:44 pm PST #24481 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
omnis_audis - Dec 31, 2012 7:15:32 pm PST #24482 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Tons of ~ma to all the sick bitches! (Wow, depending on how you read that, it could mean all of us!) Get better soon. No fun being in the ER. Eep.
And with that, let's bid 2012 a fond fair well. Here is to 2013 treating friends and family better.
amyth - Dec 31, 2012 8:16:24 pm PST #24483 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Healing ~ma to you, too, bonny.
Happy New Year, Bitches!
Strix - Dec 31, 2012 8:21:39 pm PST #24484 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh my gosh,ND and bonny! Much health-ma,my darlings!
Andi,SO good to see you!
smonster - Dec 31, 2012 8:49:28 pm PST #24485 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Happy New Year, my Bitches!!
There are many fabulous flappers at this party. And a Kardashian in a fascinator, as i noted on fb. Was having some anxiety but dealt with it the old fashioned way... drinking. Was good to actually do a little dancing with D, now that he's got his cast off and is in a brace. I t heart my goofball dancer boy.
NoiseDesign - Dec 31, 2012 8:55:38 pm PST #24486 of 30001
Our wings are not tired
It's mainly going to be lots of rest for me. The worst part is that my throat feels like I swallowed broken glass. I can't remember the last time my throat was this raw.
WindSparrow - Dec 31, 2012 8:57:27 pm PST #24487 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I my goofball dancer boy.
That makes me smile.
What's been going on, Andi?
Cognitive dissonance and despair. I get on the scale at the doctor's office. I take my measurements so I can order clothes. The numbers go down. But this body looks and feels fatter and heavier all the time. The visceral disgust I have for this prison is getting worse. And no matter what happens now I can never have my real life in this universe. Being silly enough to tell the doc does very little good, because all it gets me is a recommendation for various modes of therapy I know enough about to know that while they can be quite useful at meeting the goals doc thinks I should have, they will not help me meet any of the goals I actually do have.
smonster - Dec 31, 2012 10:27:37 pm PST #24488 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ahhh, Andi. What are your goals? I feel for your frustrations.
My boy thinks he can out goofy me. Ohhhh, unhuhhh.
Laura - Jan 01, 2013 3:19:15 am PST #24489 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
The thought of a goofy-off between smonster and D brings me my first big grin of the new year.
Oh yuck, ND. I hope you find a soothing concoction of some variety. Honey laden tea or one of the numbing sprays?
Andi, I hope you know we are here for you in any manner you need.
Awww, I see Hef is starting out the new year with a new wife. Sure hope those two make it this time.
sj - Jan 01, 2013 4:51:59 am PST #24490 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy New Year, Bitches! I'm drinking tea and trying to wake up before getting everything together for guests at 2:00.