I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Dec 22, 2012 11:00:46 am PST #24220 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I dislike tubs, unless they have jets and are deep enough to submerge to the neck. *Those* tubs are great. We stayed at a B&B once that had a old clawfoot tub, a relic, that was deep and wide and probably weighed half a ton, because the cast iron held the heat like whoa. That was the only non-hot tub tub experience I've liked. I'd love to try Japanese baths. Otherwise, the tub experience of music and candles and book...nah. Dry and snuggled on the sofa or in bed, reading by candlelight is better. And non-pruny!

I was so the surly, unfriendly, what's-wrong-with-her kid in a corner at family get-togethers. I listened hard trying to learn what they all were talking about, so I could possibly mimic them--but it made no sense! None of them were talking about anything in particular, and the conversations were non-linear! Chaos and upheaval and I'll just be in the corner with a book.


meara - Dec 22, 2012 11:36:57 am PST #24221 of 30001

I was frequently forbidden from bringing books to family gatherings. My mother (the extrovert) was under the impression that without a book i'd actually talk to all the relatives instead of sitting in the corner reading. Boy was she wrong, I just had to find less interesting things to read at the destination.

This was so me.


Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2012 11:51:07 am PST #24222 of 30001
brillig

Phone books can be surprisingly interesting reading. I was fascinated by the variant of names and the large clusters of similar names in areas. The business section often had amusing ads, and the general information section had fun information.

Surprising how any people were offended to realize I'd rather read the phone book than listen to Great Aunt Whozit discuss her gastric issues.


Volans - Dec 22, 2012 11:51:29 am PST #24223 of 30001
move out and draw fire

I'm not feeling very Christmassy either, but Mal's way into it, and the DH is playing Christmas music nonstop. Mal's favorite carol at the moment is "We Three Kings," about which he just said, "Wow, those Christians sure make good Christmas music!"


NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2012 11:58:01 am PST #24224 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

I'm not all that into Christmas, but I'm mixing a Christmas show at the moment so I'm kinda stuck with it.


smonster - Dec 22, 2012 1:35:38 pm PST #24225 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Most WTF comment of the day, pretty mild considering: I was telling Grandpa about D, and mentioned that he was kind of Jewish. He said," Well, he is or he isn't" and then he said, "He's gotta be Jewish or a Cracker." As far as I can parse that, I guess Jews aren't really white, but they're better than the other options? I wonder if that's what he said to my mon when she got engaged to my dad.

If I make it out of here without hearing him say the n word I will consider myself lucky.

On a happier note, when I opened the door to my cousin she was wearing the Van Gogh exploding TARDIS shirt; I was wearing my Doctor Hoo shirt. We went off and had hot beverages and donut muffins.

Now Grandpa is watching a preacher and reading the Bible, so I think I'll be disappearing into a book.

eta VICTORY! I asked him to play more old timey music for me. The Mills Brothers.


Laura - Dec 22, 2012 2:40:36 pm PST #24226 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Mad skillz from under-cover reading as a child?

My most embarrassing youth reading moment was in high school when the bell rang for class change and everyone got up and left the room and I never noticed. The elderly teacher (who was my mom's poetry coach in HS), really hated having to let me know that I needed to close my book and move it before the next class came in.

We always brought books with us when we went out the door to visit anywhere. Both my parents were big readers and didn't think it odd that we would like to read when we got to where we were going.


smonster - Dec 22, 2012 4:29:52 pm PST #24227 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm going to create a support group for Partners of the Mule-Headed. My stubborn and overly nonchalant boyfriend just rode his bike. Two weeks out from ankle surgery, still in a cast. I can't even. Headdesk is not strong enough. More like ::headanvil::.


Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2012 5:21:36 pm PST #24228 of 30001
brillig

a support group for Partners of the Mule-Headed

This is relevant to my interests and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


beekaytee - Dec 22, 2012 5:25:50 pm PST #24229 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

My stubborn and overly nonchalant boyfriend just rode his bike.

Really? Self. Preservation. Dude. Get some!!

I love the bathtub like pancakes.

14 years in this apartment and I've JUST NOW worked out a way to watch movies in the tub. It involves a step stool and a Mary Kay makeup mirror.

Sure, the picture is tiny and reversed, but Lost in Austen...in the tub!

Triumph!

Speaking of minor triumphs, I took a tumble on the sidewalk this morning. That isn't the triumph part, obviously. I turned my ankle while stepping out of a tree box and had to make a decision. The voice in my head told me that trying to stay upright would make it worse, so I took what turned out to be a fairly controlled dive.

My knees are a bit bruised and my right shoulder is a bit sore, but otherwise, I'm okay. Yay team winter bundling!

The woman I was walking with said that it seemed like slowmo going down and coming up.

The great part is that I totally controlled my emotional experience. I didn't panic with the what ifs or go into a dramatic spiral over the pain. I did a logical assessment and responded accordingly.

I was afraid that Cagney would take off when I could not hold onto his leash. Instead, he sort of freaked out and hovered over my head licking me and fussing. I hate to say it, but that made me feel really good!