Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 10, 2012 2:51:39 pm PST #23707 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

an ankh isn't really extant in anything other than co opted (NPI) Christianity

I still see what you did there.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2012 2:53:22 pm PST #23708 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Probably the stretchiest pun I didn't quite make.


Aims - Dec 10, 2012 3:06:32 pm PST #23709 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YOU GUYS!!! The Bloggess emailed me back!! OMG OMG OMG.


amych - Dec 10, 2012 3:07:02 pm PST #23710 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

AIMS!!! O. M. G. !!!!


Aims - Dec 10, 2012 3:08:17 pm PST #23711 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?

It might be totally ridiculous to be this excited about it but I totally am!!


askye - Dec 10, 2012 3:08:21 pm PST #23712 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

OMG!!!! AIMS That's AWESOME!!


askye - Dec 10, 2012 3:10:26 pm PST #23713 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

What is not awesome is how disgusting my new medication is. It's complicated, you can't have wet hands, you have to open the pack carefully, you cannot eat or drink anything for 10 minutes. You cannot swallow it. I think I might have swallowed it.

It is the most disgusting thing ever and I think this is suppopsed to be Black Cherry flavor. And if it is it's black cherry from hell. the pdoc suggested a listirine strip but I think I could take 5 of those and there would not be enough to kill the taste.

And my tongue is numb. 8:17 can't come soon enough.


Aims - Dec 10, 2012 3:11:58 pm PST #23714 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Blergh. That sounds nast. Sorry you have to deal with nasty gross meds, babe.


askye - Dec 10, 2012 3:14:55 pm PST #23715 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I think this is the first time i'm going to be fighting hard to take medicine.

But The Blogess emailed you that's so awesome.


Dana - Dec 10, 2012 3:15:50 pm PST #23716 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ugh, I hate medicine like that.