Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Nov 06, 2011 5:36:51 pm PST #2348 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, monster, it was just a general FYI, spurred by mom.

And no, the steak may be accompanied by dish with butter and followed by chocolate dish, but not all squished together!


Jean A. - Nov 06, 2011 6:07:34 pm PST #2349 of 30001

(Delurking for real)

Sox (and others), I'm with you regarding the Psalm 23 translation. And it's not just a question of pretty language. There's a difference between "I shall not want" and "I have all I need." The first suggests that God will make sure we want for nothing, because God is our shepherd and will look after us. The second suggests that we already have what we need. But if that's the case, why would we need God? I've sung the updated version in contemporary settings of the psalm, but I've never liked it.

My wonderfully liberal church denomination, thanks to its commitment to use inclusive language in hymns and liturgy, came out with a revised hymnal many years ago. I don't mind most of the revised texts, but they took out all the "thees" and "thous"! I've never understood why -- there's nothing sexist about "thee" and "thou," is there? It's especially irksome in the Christmas songs. It's all wrong to sing "shall come to you, O Israel" instead of "shall come to thee." I always sing the original words anyway. 'Cause I'm a rebel.


Strix - Nov 06, 2011 6:16:28 pm PST #2350 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Thee and thou are not gender specific; they are archaic usages of "you." They're gender-neutral and like "you," can be used as 2nd person singular and plural.

Nothing sexist about 'em.


Jean A. - Nov 06, 2011 6:27:18 pm PST #2351 of 30001

I know! I've never understood why removing gender-specific language from a text means removing the poetry as well. The editors of our hymnal had good intentions but also tin ears when it comes to language. (Which is not to say I want to go back to all the "he's" and "hims" and "good will to men" and all that. But an occasional "thee" and "thine" would be nice.)


Ginger - Nov 06, 2011 6:36:08 pm PST #2352 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The King James Bible is also informs the language of most English-speaking writers until into the 20th century. It was the only book most households owned. Not being familiar with the language handicaps any student of English and American literature.


JenP - Nov 06, 2011 7:25:02 pm PST #2353 of 30001

I agree - shall not want is forward looking. I have all I need sounds like a fixed point in time. I should have said, maybe, more evocative language. Now, I actually don't know which translation is closer to the original intent of the author, but I prefer the first idea, which is more fluid and forward looking.

I'm unclear whether the reading was from a Methodist text, like the hymnal, or just a particular Bible translation chosen by the celebrant, was my main point.

Not being familiar with the language handicaps any student of English and American literature.

Too true.


hippocampus - Nov 07, 2011 1:00:37 am PST #2354 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Jen P - I'm not clear on that either. It could very well have been an individual pastor's take, and not from the church. Still, and odd choice for a devout nonagenarian's funeral.

Hi and welcome Jean A. That was exactly my point about shall and have, just better said.

Ginger, exactly.


smonster - Nov 07, 2011 2:35:14 am PST #2355 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hi Jean!!

Two of five crew members have texted in sick. Hrmph (which autocorrect tried to make "Hemphill").


DCJensen - Nov 07, 2011 5:07:43 am PST #2356 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

The cats are not yet accepting DST and feel we are feeding them late.

t sigh

So very few cats attend to human concepts of time.


smonster - Nov 07, 2011 6:01:08 am PST #2357 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

How are you feeling, DCJ?

I sent a third crew member home with a "Get thee to a doctor!" Puppy Boy looked like a chipmunk, had a horribly red and swollen throat, and a rash on his wrists. Don't know what it is, but I don't want it!! At least he came in, though. For those playing along at home, that means it's just me and one guy, until the other gets back from taking Puppy Boy home.