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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Dec 04, 2012 3:23:20 pm PST #23471 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's just that in the DINAO version of Little Drummer Boy vs. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, I would choose the latter.

Because nothing says "Season's Greetings" like DINAO.


askye - Dec 04, 2012 4:03:30 pm PST #23472 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I am jealous because his other aunt gets to see him more often but Mom swears when he does pretend play he includes me in it and he talks about me more.


Cass - Dec 04, 2012 4:11:21 pm PST #23473 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Because nothing says "Season's Greetings" like DINAO.

Sums up my holiday feels quite well.


meara - Dec 04, 2012 5:08:32 pm PST #23474 of 30001

It's just that in the DINAO version of Little Drummer Boy vs. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, I would choose the latter.

Srsly?? I would so go Drummer Boy over Grandma.


DavidS - Dec 04, 2012 5:32:30 pm PST #23475 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There are multiple decent versions of Little Drummer Boy including Joan Jett's, and one by the Hoodoo Gurus.

Not to mention the Harry Simeone Choir's version (LP sold exclusively at Texaco Stations).


javachik - Dec 04, 2012 5:38:11 pm PST #23476 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Little Drummer Boy has always been my favorite Carol. I love the message very much and find the song very soothing.

Do any of you live near a Pier 1? I honest to god have to AVOID that store (all locations) from mid-Nov to the new year. Their holiday music is the absolute most annoying, loud, intrusive "Christmas' music that ever tortured shoppers anywhere. I even called their customer service last year after I was trying to spend a gift certificate and couldn't stand the horrible crap over the speakers and simply left the store. It's ALL auto-tuned shit sung by American Idol rejects.


DavidS - Dec 04, 2012 5:43:02 pm PST #23477 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's ALL auto-tuned shit sung by American Idol rejects.

Feh.

I'm just listening to a gorgeous mandolin version of "Bring a Torch, Jeanette Isabella" by Chris Thile.

Do you want a copy of my Trad Xmas mix? All bluegrass and folk and pretty melodies. "In the Bleak Midwinter," "Ring the Bells at Midnight," "Children Go Where I Send Thee," "Coventry Carol," "The Holly and the Ivy"...


javachik - Dec 04, 2012 5:53:15 pm PST #23478 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh thanks, but I've got a great collection of carols built over the years (we probably overlap on a lot of it because much of it is folk/bluegrass and traditional). I just have to stay out of Pier 1.


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2012 5:58:05 pm PST #23479 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's just that in the DINAO version of Little Drummer Boy vs. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, I would choose the latter.

Srsly?? I would so go Drummer Boy over Grandma.

I'm saying, THAT'S how much I dislike Drummer Boy. It's all the pa-rum-pa-pums. Seriously. Nonsense words (even if they're meant to be onomatopoeic) bother me. (Similarly, I can't stand "We Go Together," or whatever it's called, from Grease. SPEAK ENGLISH.)


billytea - Dec 04, 2012 6:06:43 pm PST #23480 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(Similarly, I can't stand "We Go Together," or whatever it's called, from Grease. SPEAK ENGLISH.)

Maybe it's their way of acknowledging that their various relationships are going to survive graduation by four months tops. "We go together like a stream of nonsensical gibberish! Seriously, we have no idea what we're doing here!"

I am profoundly indifferent to the Little Drummer Boy, save from the point of view of its breathtakingly revisionist approach to the Synoptic gospels. I may have to track down the Gurus' version, though, because it could only be improved by the addition of the percussive stylings of "Like Wow - Wipeout".