...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Nov 30, 2012 10:59:04 am PST #23369 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy birthday, panda girl! But you can't be eight. You can't. Right?


Cass - Nov 30, 2012 11:00:26 am PST #23370 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

... there's no way I'll be able to pack for a week with just two carry-on bags, is there? I'm deluding myself to even think that.

While I am always impressed with how much you can fit into relatively small bags? No. I loathe Vegas baggage claim but you are checking the beast bag.


Strix - Nov 30, 2012 11:49:59 am PST #23371 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

D is sick, I got 7 hours of sleep in the last two days, my computer is sick, my loaner computer is slow as hell, I have been working all day and been to a event for an org I'm a board member of, and my cat just vomited on all the longhand notes on my resume project I've been working on while I tried to find a loaner computer.

Just fucking kill me.

Or let me beat on erika's dad. Except I'm too tired, and my hands are wet from BLOTTING CAT PUKE OFF 4 pages. And then washing them twelve times.

Fuck this day.

Oh, happy birthday, Em! I still like bab...YOUNG WOMEN! OMG.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 30, 2012 11:51:12 am PST #23372 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OH NOES, Strix. I'm sorry. I think I cursed you.


Strix - Nov 30, 2012 11:52:24 am PST #23373 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's the fucking beer fairies. DROWN THEM, DROWN THEM ALL, SEZ I!


erin_obscure - Nov 30, 2012 11:52:51 am PST #23374 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Hrm, cat-hoark soaked hands might be the best for a truly effective beat down.


erikaj - Nov 30, 2012 12:02:12 pm PST #23375 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Just tell him about the cat vomit, Strix. my dad is Sheldon. Except that behavior is cute on TV, hell in real life.


sj - Nov 30, 2012 12:11:38 pm PST #23376 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, erika, having to deal with Social Security and your dad at the same time? I'm sorry.

Strix, that sounds like a no good afternoon. I hope your evening is much better.

I was going to try to get something for dinner on the way home, but I missed the turn for the store I wanted. There was too much traffic, so I just gave up and came home. I think I was distracted by all the wreaths and Christmas lights that are decorating my street. In theory they're pretty, but in reality they're making me want to hide under my bed and cry until the new year arrives.


askye - Nov 30, 2012 1:05:41 pm PST #23377 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Strix that sucks! It's a no good very bad day.

Is anyone else having problems with Skype. all the sudden it keeps crashing on me.


erikaj - Nov 30, 2012 2:05:47 pm PST #23378 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yep, sj, in the words of John Munch, "Every day's a holiday, and every meal's a feast."